I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone reported me to the photo agency posting pictures I don’t own but that they own. Reality is I get shit off a forum and don’t know where they come from, so to me shit’s a found object, like the time I found a wallet with 80 dollars in the shit and bought myself 2 cases of beer. It was the closest I ever came to winning. If they want shit untouched, then keep it locked up better, because I am not about to research the source of a fuckin’ picture when I find it on the internet, it just doesn’t make sense to me and people reporting me a fuckin’ lame, like the loser in elementary school who tells the teacher that all the cool kids were out smoking cigarettes at lunch, getting us all suspended and the reason they have no friends….no one likes a narc.

Either way, some paparazzi agency emailed me this:

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These images posted on your site belong exclusively to Fame Pictures and since you haven’t requested permission to use them, they are in direct violation of copyright infringement. I am glad to discuss an affordable rate plan for use of our images. Otherwise, remove the pics immediately or face the legal repercussions of unsolicited use.

Justin Smith
Fame Pictures
Sales Manager
JustinSmith@FamePictures.com
(310) 395-0559

This was my response:

Dear Justin Smith…If that is your real name because it sounds pretty fake to me,

I have permission to use them – thanks for the heads up but it’s all under control sweetheart. My site doesn’t make money so I can’t pay for pictures. But love the name of your company. Fame is so relevant for a paparazzi agency, you fuckers are more than just scumbags with camera, you actually have a really unique corporate vision. Speaking of Fame…I wanna live forever, you know like the shitty musical. You like that don’t you, you fuckin’ homo. Showtunes for life motherfucker…or should I say…brotherfucker.

You can tell the fucker who ratted me out to lick my fucking asshole, it’d be the closest thing he’s ever got to pussy because I know who he is and I know where he lives and I am always up for a good fuckin’ time. RESPECT,

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Yeah, I know that was weak. I am drunk Now let’s hope there’s no lawsuit cuz I’ll have to shut down the site. Here are my links:

Mary-Kate Olson is Looking Fine
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Blind Fold Boxing
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Give Your Friend a Chicken Bullion Shower
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The Pussycat Dolls Are in Trouble
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Ashley Tisdale’s Giant Nipple
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Some Fine Bitches Your Virgin Ass Will Never Get to Touch Ever
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Some Sexy Sluts in Bikini
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Hot Girls and Beer Bongs, Like Peas and Carrots
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Sometimes It’s Fun to Leave a Little to the Imagination
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This May Help You Solve that Little “Virgin” Problem
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Well, After This I Def Need to Buy a Jeep
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I Gotta Day, I Am Lovin’ These X-tina Nursing Tits
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So Close To Seeing Janice Dickinson’s Shrivled Vagina
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Remy Ma is Going to Jail
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Sex is a Two Person Sport
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Kate Walsh is Standing Up for Sex Education. I Am Standing Up for Watching Sex with Kate Walsh
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X-Tina’s Neighbors Are a Bunch of Prudes
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Learn to Shake Your Ass Like a Black Chick, Then Teach Your Girlfriend If You Ever Get One
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The Toilet Lady’s Boyfriend is in a Whole Lot of Shit
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Watch This Chick Work Out While She Does Her Laundry
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Man I Really Need to Start Playing Golf
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Watch This Fleixble Chick and Imagine All The Things You Could Do to Her If She Wasn’t a Virgin
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Mommy Likes to Flash Her Tits
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Pass The Days With Porno
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Shay Lauren is Hanging Out In Lingerie
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Oh The Things You Come Across on the Net
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An Almost Jessica Simpson Upskirt
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Okay, Fergie Looks Like She is Made of Wax
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And Now, a Bikini Break
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Baby Needs Some Practice on the Pole
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Slut Apolonia Lives a Fairy Tale
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This Blonde Office Babe Just Doesn’t Get It
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I’m Not Really Sure What’s Going on Here, But I Laughed Anyways
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Anna Kournikova = Boners
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Some Throwback Monica Bellucci Nudes
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This is Vicky and She is Gettin’ Naked
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Alicia Witt is a Whore
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Women Who’s Name End With “A” Have Hotter Bodies Than Other Girls…It’s Proven
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Cameron Diaz Killed 2 People or Something
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Here’s a Bianca Beauchamp Fetish Model Gallery for You Perverts
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Deaf Guy Enjoys Spring Break Bodyshot
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Meet Spitzer Swallow’s New Escort
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The Fake American Apparel Artist Strikes Again
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Some Brown Chick in the Shower
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Sports By Brooks Girl Jackie Shows Off her Tits
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Here’s Some Slut Named Lucy
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Some Elisha Cuthbert Lookin’ Messy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Photobucket Tits
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Pbotobucket Young Pussy
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Photobucket Wii Insertion
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Moby
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Pre-Release AZ – Undeniable
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Rilo Kiley – under the Blacklight
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Juliana Hatfield – In Exile Deo
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The Rockfords
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Kraftwerk – Autobahn
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Deep Pruple – Burn
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LIVE – Songs From the Black Mountain
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Spiderman 2 Music
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Spice 1 – AmeriKKKa’s Nightmare
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Eric Clapton Discography
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Thongs
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Bikini Clad Midget
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Awesome Car that i Won’t Drive
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Forgive Me Father
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James Lidell
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Evanesence
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King Crimson
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Eric Clapton
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Bonde Do Role
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The Photoshop Thread
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Monopoly 2008
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Spitzer’s Gal
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Avril Lavigne
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Here’s a Song About a Pepaw
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