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2008

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

A lesbian who claims to be a lipstick lesbian left this comment:

“Lesbians may not be cool enough to fuck you, but when they let you watch them go at it, they are are better than all the other girls who don’t fuck you.”

Um, pardon me, fuckface? Not *cool* enough to fuck you? Maybe you’re not cool enough to be fucked by anyone, lesbian or otherwise. Maybe women are actually doing you a favor when they actually condescend to fuck your tiny, shriveled dick.

I decided to reply to it and this is what I wrote:

I am sure you aren’t a lipstick lesbian and the truth is my dick looks a lot like a clit, my ass smells like rank pussy and i am hairy with fat man tits – so you’d probably love me. I look like a what ever bull dyke wishes she could be. So maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to hate on me….and you should instead set up a time for us to a coffee and by coffee I mean get me pregnant like that bitch I saw on Oprah since we’re kinda built the same.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are a whole lot of links:

Jenny McCarthy Calls Bullshit on CNN
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Watch This Girl Change Outfits and Imagine Touching Her
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Web Boobs in Slow Motion, Click This Link…You’re Still Reading This? Why Are You Still Reading This? CLICK THE LINK…..
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Naomi Campbell Got Arrested Again For – Wait For It – Assaulting a Police Officer
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Kirsten Davis’ Pokies Are About As Exciting As Her Too Hairy Bush
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I’m Starting to Find Normal Sluts More Attractive Than Celebrity Sluts
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Tila Tequila is a Slut and Here is One of Her Videos
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Lohan Looks Pretty Hot Hanging With Her Lesbian Cock. I want to fuck her – She Wants to Fuck Kanye
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Impress Your Friends With This Card Trick, Cause the Only Thing Gayer Then Being a Virgin is Being a Magician
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Heather Mills is a Master of Disguise but She Can’t Hide Ol’ One Leg…
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You Moved Out Of Momm’ts House and Sold Your Action Figures. Time to Find a Girlfriend
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A Bra Made of Bacon Would Last About 4 Seconds on My Wife
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Porn Galore
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Megan Fox Arrives in Vancouver
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Kate Moss Is OUt With Her Kid, Lookin’ Fine
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So Bobby Brown is Saying He Never Did Cocaine Until He Met Whitney…Hmmmmm
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Rob a Delivery Van, and Then Give Me Some of Whatever Is Inside
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Use This to Get Laid
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Stop the Press!! Britney is Wearing a BRA!
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Fix Your Facebook and Myspace Photos in Photoshop So You Can Try and Get a Date
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Drunken Slut Get Owned
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Irina V is the Girl Next Door
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Dita Von Tease Topless Body Paint
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And Now, The Climax
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Look Down Kelly Brook’s Shirtand See The Tits She’s Hiding….
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Here’s a Look into The Hottest Taco Latina Porn on the Internet
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The Best 10 Videos of Chicks Getting Spanked
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Hot Bikini Car Wash Pictures
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Possibly One of the Creepiest Myspace Music Pages
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Some Vintage Betty Page Erotica that Was Once Illegal and Now Doesn’t Even Give Boners
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Some Weird Dirty Chick Video
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Some Classy Chick Drinkin’ a Beer With Her Pants Off Video
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Some Nasty Fat Wal Mart Clerk Lookin’ Women Trying to Be Seductive…..Video
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A Weird Masturbation Video….
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Asian Girl’s Pubes Get Caught on Fire
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Hot Chick Born with 2 Vaginas….
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Girls Make Sex More Fun. True Story
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Well, It’s Official, Mellissa Joan Hart is Never Going to Be Hott Again
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Drunk Girls Getting Down to Daft Drunk in Panties
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IF Poker Is Anything Like This Photoshoot, Then It Looks Like I Am Taking Up a New Hobbie
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Naked Olympic Qualifying
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Some Cartooons I Thought Were Cool
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Ciara in a Tight Pink Dress
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Some Olsen Twins Bikini Pics
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Some Foreign Blonde Chick Flashin Her Shit
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Catherine Fulop is in a Blue Bathing Suit
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Asian Nudity
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Some Amateur Nudity
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FROM THE FORUM

First Concert You Ever Went To?
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Programs to Rip Mp3s
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Snoop Dogg Leftovers
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Run, Fat Boy, Run
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A Google Joke Which is Funny
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The Hips and Thongs Thread
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Anal Masterbation Habit
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