I am going to admit that I don’t know anything about American politics, what I do know is that the American economy has gone to shit, that the Iraq war has killed a lot of people, has cost a lot of money and has been spun in a way to make it look like a warranted war, when in reality the story doesn’t really add up to me and reminds me of the time I caught my girlfriend at the time cheating on me. She’d always have these outrageous stories like Weapons of Mass destruction and I kinda just believed her before landing a serious case of the Clap, which is when the evidence was so clear to me that I had to dump her, despite how hot her tits were or how good she was at riding my dick.

I will say that I don’t think a woman or a black man will get elected because the country is filled with racists and traditional misogynists who would rather keep their women in the kitchen than running their country which is probably the same reason why women weren’t allowed to be fighter pilots because of their periods about 10 or 15 years ago.

What I do know is that Hilary Clinton is double fisting her drinks like a college girl about to get naked for Girls Gone Wild and if that’s not fuckin’ sexy then I don’t know what is. Maybe I am biased becaust the truth is that I can only land drunk chicks, so this is like the prelude to me getting laid, but at the same time I like how she’s not scared to down a fuckin’ shot of Whiskey.

I guess the whole election is a little more real than it has been in the past, you got bitches drinking, old republicans talking about going to strip clubs and cheating on their wives and I don’t know shit about Obamam but can assume he’s done his fair share of seedy shit, but that’s just because I have preconceived notions of black people loving to have a good time. It’s not my fault, I’m not racist. I blame hip hop.

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