So a deaf dude messages me yesterday telling me he likes my site and I realized that I’ve never made fun of deaf people or told any of my awkward deaf person moments, so I’ll start with this dude who messaged me yesterday. I am socially awkward and when someone messages me when I have nothing to say I just ask for nudes of their girlfriends because I know every dude has nude pics of someone they either fuck around with, married or talk to online and I feel it is my right to get to see all those pictures.
Either way, he told me that he does have pictures of this girl but they have nothing on the night he got paid 400 dollars to shit on a naked lawyer’s chest in a hotel room. Now I don’t know how true that is, but whatever it did got the dude to keep asking me to describe my dick and that’s when I realized that deaf people are gay.
I guess when you can’t hear your wife complain about evrything, you know whining about their headaches, or how tired they are or about how you don’t tell them how pretty they are because you constantly tell them over and over how fat they are and it’s a lot meaner when they can actually make out what you are saying than the grunts of a deaf man….it’s a lot easier to rape them.
Here’s some more interesting shit going on in the forum because I will be the first to admit that I suck today harder than I suck every other day…
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Pre-Release Opeth – Watershed
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Testament – Formation Of Damnation
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Goodie Mob – Still Standing
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John Lennon – Walls And Bridges
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Gravity Kills
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P. Diddy – Press Play
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Paul McCartney & Wings – Band on the Run
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Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections
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Dinah Washington – Sings the Blues
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TLC – Fanmail
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Chris Rock – Born Suspect
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Lewis Black – Rules Of Enragement
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Denis Leary Lock N Load
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Big ASSSS
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Random Nude Chicks
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Open or Closed?
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Photoshop Restoration Retouching
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The Accidental Husband
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NBA Live 2008
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Style XP
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Acrobat Pro 8.1
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Hot Wheels – Beat That!
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Simpsons Hit and RUn
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