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2008

15

May

Kourtney Kardashian’s Hotter Than Her Sister of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is the hottest Kardashian sister, which isn’t saying much since one of them is a fucking monster and the other one is fat. I guess the good news about having a fat sister is that it’s easy to be the pretty one and when you’re the pretty one – you don’t have to work as hard to get ahead, you can just ride out the fat ones fame from her sex tape without actually having to film yourself getting fucked like a whore because you have self respect and get all the positive attention you need without having to throw out your tits in hopes of getting a compliment because your daddy was too busy to give all three of you equal attention, but always managed to find time for you because you were the cute one and the other ones were too busy fighting over the oreos….

BONUS: Kim Kardashian and Her Fat Tits in Miami from Awhile Ago

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