It turns out that crack ruins lives. It was only 6 months ago that this wholesome stripper/psychology student I got a lap dance from wasn’t willing to have sex with me because she wasn’t that kind of girl and that she was self proclaimed classy with self respect. I gave her my email despite knowing that no stripper has self-respect are they are all fucked up money hungry liars.

Then last night she reached out to me to go out for a drink since we’ve been corresponding because I don’t like to write my lap dancing sluts off, I’m a nice guy like that. I wasn’t going to go, because I don’t meet people off the internet, but truth is that I already felt her tits in person for 10 dollars so I felt like we had some kind of connection.

She chose some classy place so I put on my best/only stained jeans and showed up at the bar to find the most damaged and abused lookin’ girl sitting in the corner waiting for me. She’s probably barely 25 and looked like she was 40, she was twitching and smelled like cigarettes and piss and despite her trying to make herself look like the classy girl she claimed she was, I could tell that she was in a cheap dress and hadn’t slept in days. Halfway through the drink I thought she was paying for because she was a stripper and strippers are rich, she announced that she wasn’t stripping anymore. I automatically knew she was into other things because there was no way this bitch quit stripping to go back to her studies as she picked a scab off her arm and ate it. She started asking me if I knew pornstars and if I wanted to fuck her and when I said no she asked to borrow $500 to pay for a bikini wax.

Now in case you didn’t know, you have to be pretty fuckin’ desperate to ask me for 10 dollars, because I just don’t have it, so $500 is just way out of my fuckin’ league, not to mention I don’t know this bitch and I didn’t hire this bitch to fuck me, I just agreed to hang with her for lack of better things to do because my wife is boring and I knew that the last 6 months of talking to her have been a drug induced lie and I just wanted closure. When I laughed in her face, she stormed off and announced that if I am not going to give it to her she’s going to have to get it somewhere else and that’s when I asked if she was going to work the street and suck some dick in the back of a car, she said yes then gave me the finger and stormed off leaving me with the $20 bill that I happily paid for because the experience was worth it and it’s a life lesson that next time I hang with a desperate drug addicted ex-stripper, I am going to bring my camera to videotape her and my rich friend to pay her for sex while I watch.

Here’s Danielle Lloyd from the UK, who is one of those strippers who made it and who other strippers in the UK look up to because she doesn’t have to beg poor dudes for $500 to pay for the most expensive bikini wax of all time, she’s got her own money from being an acceptable mainstream slut.

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