I got in a fight today with my wife because we never do anything romantic, so I went into my box of sex toys some company sent me that I think could be defective and tried to attack her with them as she napped. I didn’t try to shove them in her or anything, for fear of turning her on, instead I just smacked her across the face with a rubber 10 inch dildo and asked her if that’s what she meant. Unfortunately, she thought I was hitting on her, when I tried to explain that I was infact just hitting her, she still wanted to get down and dirty, so I just gave her the dildo and left the room, not because I am gay, but because it was disgusting and could have turned me gay. Running from the stench was the only way I could save myself.
So I pretty much had a lot of time to surf the net for links while she tried to make herself cum while sounding like she was going to die of a heart attack…she didn’t but here are A LOT of fucking Links…because my wife’s sex drive makes me fucking productive. Click them.
Someone’s Got Some Titty on Her Arm
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Some Spawn of the Devil Doing a Trick
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Ronald McDonald Clown Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples
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Britney Spears is Horny
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Christina Aguilera Shows Off her Mic Holding Techniques
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Older, Haggard, Empty Wombed Single Face
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Top 10 Videos of People Catching on Fire
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Karima Adebibe is Dressed Up Like Lara Craft
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Drunk Girls of Myspace
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Caroline Trentini In a Bikini
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Mayra Veronica Joins the Family Business
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P-Diddy is Most Probably Fucking Cameron Diaz.
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Frasier Had a Heart Attack
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Human Slinky in Japan
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Power-Power-Power-Wheel! Power Makes it Go!!
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Ashley Olsen and Her Legs Go Out in Greenwich
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Kat Von D Trailer Trash at The Guys Awards
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Cougar Striptease of the Day
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I Wanna Punch This Phoebe Price Bitch in the Face After I Fuck Her….
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Kendra Wilkinson Half Naked With a Guitar
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Coldplay’s New Album Preview/Leak
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Some Interview With Jesse Jane Because Sometime When You Jerk Off to a Chick Fucking You Really Care About What She Has to Say
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Some Chicken Carcasses Fucking in an Ad
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Hollyoaks Girls Bouncing Around in Thongs
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Jamie Lynn Spears Buys a Trailer Trash Toolkit
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Denise Richards Calls a Chick a Cunt on Her Show Cuz She’s Crazy
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Duct Tape Bikini Contest Video
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Shauna Sand Is a Nice Slut and Takes Her Tits Out Shopping
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Tito and Jenna Jameson are BORING in Vegas
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Rumor Has it that Wayne’s World 3 May Happen Thanks to the Standing Ovation they Got at the MTV Awards
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Check Out the 24 Hour Bikini Marathon
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The Kimbo Slice Fight Where the Ear Gets Ripped Off
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Watch Living With Lohan Episode 2 in it’s Entirety.
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Megan Fox is Addicted to Sex
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Tracy Morgan was a Babershop Poster Boy
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The Real Genius Reason Why Angelina Was Falsely Reported of Having Had Given Birth Last Week That I Wish I Was Involved in….
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
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Some Funny – In Office Quitting Smoking Commericial
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Yves Saint Laurent is Dead
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Captian Hat and Taped Nipple Video Photoshoot
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Italy’s Hot Politician’s Hot Nude Modeling Pics
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Some Retarded Live Chat Girl Musical
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New Playboy Babe Slut Nguyen
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Amazing Football Whores
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College Slag Flashes Tits in Class
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Tits or Udders? You Decide!
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Lisa Rinna May Have a Fish Face, but Man Her Body is Bangin’
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Some Stupid Tape Prank
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Universal Studios Almost Burned Down Over the Weekend
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Use This to Help Get Sex, Because Begging is Neer a Good Look
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And Now, The Best Idea Ever!
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Shauna Lee Hangs Out in Her Black Lingerie
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Audrina Patridge Topless Throwback
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Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen; Courtney Love May Possibly Kill Herself
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Can We Just Find Out Whether The Messiahs Have Been Born Yet, Or What?
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These People Do Weird Things with Their Faces and Tounges
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Show Me Your Genitals!
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The Hogans Have No Shame
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Guitarist Bo Diddley dead at 79
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Girl Plays With Herself
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Lesbian Heatbreakers
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Finish Him!!
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Nicole Graves Gallery
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Get a Free Meal at Mcdonalds, Because You Are As Poor As I Am
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Japanese Vertical Soccer
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Some Hot Check Girl on Czech Public Transport Naked and In Her Underwear
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Kurt Corbain’s Ashes Were Stolen and Courtney Love May Kill Herself
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Web Cam Gals You Want to Get to Know
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Some Hot Chick Playing Around and Cockteasing Me With Her Tongue. This Deserves a Really Sexy Warning!
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SOME PORN SITE REVIEWS:
Ass Quakes
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Ripped Pantyhose
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Tug Job Queens
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Big Sophie
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Gangster, His Baby, His Guns and His Cock
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A Girl – Her Breasts and Her Vagina
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BONUS – CLUB SLUTS Now with MORE Awkward Making Out!
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