I am a pretty materialistic person and I figure that if you drive a Benz, no matter how trashy you’re no hipped, disgusting plastic surgery ridden prostitute lookin’ body is, you are still high society by my standards, like the other day when I saw some dude got out of his Porsche with some slag with fake tits and ass exposing shorts and trashy stripper shoes, the last thing I thought about was that he either won the lottery or was some kind of pimp, drug dealer, loan shark or mobster who only had that car because he was a sleazy piece of shit. As far as I am concerned, Shauna Sand enjoys croquet, high tea time and most importantly the long drive out to her villa where she is an avid fox hunter.

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