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Brooke Hogan Does Maxim of the Day

Brooke Hogan brought her muscles to Maxim for this boring photoshoot. I can only assume that Hulk paid them to give her the press for her birthday or that Maxim are slowly going bankrupt because no one buys magazines and are taking what they can get.

Her dad showed up on the set of the shoot to make sure she doesn’t show off too much skin, apparetly he’s like a jealous boyfriend who doesn’t want other men to appreciate the luscious curves he’s been appreciating since she hit puberty. I remember a dude I knew who would go nuts when his chick tanned topless in front of me, he thought it was the end of the fucking world that I knew what her tits looked like and that if I wanted to, I could jerk off to them knowing exactly what he was playing with everynight. I feel like this Hulk control issues stem from the same evil green monster.

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  • uwe

    the questions are, does she give good head and are the real…. well i guess if you get the first, the latter doesnt matter…

  • Bill

    I suppose if you put a bag over her head, she’d look allright

  • Willye04

    poor chick wants to be famous SO bad!!

    And with all due respect, she’s just another mediocre looking chick from Florida.

  • I have to say that she is not beautiful ,but she is so sexual!!!!!
    Every man all wants to get such a lady and I’ve found so many women who are not only sexual but also beautiful on b l a c k w h i t e k i s s …,where everyone can find his or her dream lover ..

  • SiCk_DiAbLo

    What’s next, removal of her clothes?

  • gj

    I want her bad !!!!!!

  • kjdjl

    you don’t look at the mantel when you’re poking the fire

  • drG

    Oh fuck me, I’ve been stricken blind.

  • XGL

    you guys are mean. I’d hit it.

  • GT4671

    Only a faggot would say they wouldn’t want to get it on with Brooke. The girl is a beauty.

  • haffmo

    A lot fo people would hit it. Just because of the money she is worth. However, many would regret it later.

  • Bunny

    nice airbrushing.