Dark Knight is hitting theaters tomorrow and people everywhere are going fucking crazy for the shit, so I decided to do some investigative reporting and hit up people who may have some insight on the movie because I am all about getting exclusive content. So I interviewed someone close to Heath Ledger, here it is:
So you’re from the same city as Heath Ledger right ?
Yes.
You ever meet him?
No
Did you go to the same High School as him?
No.
Do you know his family?
No
Not even cousins or second cousins or friends of friends?
Nope.
Do you know where he grew up or lived?
No
You ever go to the same bars as him?
I don’t drink
So I guess you don’t go to the same drug dealers as him either
Definitely not.
Do you know any girls he’s banged?
Not really, some girl I met claimed she sucked him off, but it was a few years ago and she could have been lying.
Are you going to see Dark Knight?
What’s that?
His new movie. The one that gave him nightmares and lead him to sleeping pills. Everyone’s making a huge deal out of it and saying he’s going to win an Oscar…
How can he win an Oscar if he’s dead.
Here are my links.
Poor Desperate Addicted Girls Are Fuckin’ Easy
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Shreveport Police Department Has some ‘Splainin’ To Do
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Bad Racer Had Better Learn His Lesson
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Dawn Jaro is Worth Staining Your Shirt With Your Sperm….Since It’s The Only Thing That Doesn’t Refuse It….
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Miley Cyrus is a Slut Still….
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Winnipeg Blue Bombers Cheerleaders Racy Pics
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The Claw Game CANNOT Be Beaten
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Some Intoxicated Tits
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Spanish Pop Star Winner Natalia that You Might Want To Give a Prize from Your Testicles To….
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Designer Uses Women’s Pussy For a Lamp
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Some Vanessa MInnillo Legs
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Marisa Miller Isn’t that Hot But She’s Got Some Tits for Vans
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Gayest Van Damme Pictures Ever
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10 Best SNL Jeopardy Skits of All Time
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Some Hollyoaks Star Topless Round 2
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A Man in Spain Lights His Girlfriend’s Vagina on Fire
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Does the Human Barbie Doll Turn You On
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Some More of the Canadian Cheerleaders Get Slutty in Some Personal Pics
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Denver Broncos Cheerleaders in Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Bar Rafaeli on the Cover of Heeb Magazine
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Bollywood Bitches Are Some of the Hottest Around, and Here is More Proof
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Kirsten Dunst Likes it Durty
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Take Off the Towel!!
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Pissed Off/Pissed On
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Real Dolls Won’t Hug You Back
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iPhone Nerd Strikes Back!!
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Adriana Lima at an Event Showing off Her Engagement Ring…
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Bitch Got Knocked the Fuck Out!!
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CUM ON EILEEN
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Crissy Moran is in Danger
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Brush Up the Bum
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Megan Fox Dares You to Dar Her to Get Naked
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot at Some Vans Event
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Ronnie Wood is Going to Rehab, Because That’s What Rock Stars Do
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Puddle Almost Kills Small Child! HaHa!
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This to Get Sex, and Stop Lying About How Much Ass You Get
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Bridget in the Shower
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Wannabe Weight Lifter = Fail
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Fuck Squirting, This Bitch is a Firehose
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Sasha Gray is a Teen Slut
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Jaime Hammer Gets Wet
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Gyulai Viktoria Does FHM Hungary
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WTF Happened to Little Kim?
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And I Thought My Water Was Dirty
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Nuts Babes Gets Naked
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Playboy Babe – Mandy Marie Michaels
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LA Hotties Worth Going Down South For
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Let’s Make Popsicles with Jenna Jameson
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Here’s Some Burt and Ernie Rap
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Young Girls Trying to Be Sexy
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Some Collection of Young Sluts
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