Here’s Tila Tequila showing the world the trick she used to land her first job every pretty much every job since.
Speaking of sluts working, I was at the strippers on Saturday night and I managed to get kicked out because one of the whores came up to me to ask for a dance, right as I was sitting down. I told her that I didn’t want to grab her tits yet and that I needed to get into the mood by watching the other girls, not really because I wasn’t in the mood but because this bitch had a mangled fucking face and a body that was begging to be covered up and had broken out in hives as a protest to her doing exploiting it, when it had no business being exploited.
Either way, she wouldn’t fuck off and I told her that I needed to get some drink in me just to continue the conversation a because beer goggles were the only way I could get through it without turning gay and that I didn’t think they had enough booze in the place to make me want to see or touch her naked and I have low fucking standards so she she should just fuck off and find an old desperate man who is just happy to talk to a 19 year old girl and who doesn’t care about how ugly she is as long as he gets the attention and instead she went to the bouncer like a little cry baby and I was asked to leave.
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