I tried to get you some original content at the MTV VMA’s but got this email today:
Dear Jesus Martinez,
Unfortunately due to the growing number of requests and the limited amount of space, we will not be able to accommodate your credential
request for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Thank you for your interest!All the best,
MTV Communications
Well someone just rained on my fucking parade.
That said, everything MTV, I’m talking new shitty shows, current shitty shows and anything else MTV touches, including their attempt to be cool with Vice TV is banned on this site due to the growing number of requests I have been making for girls to send me nude pics, which really has nothing to do with anything but you’re still banned so fuck you cocksuckers at MTV. We’re breaking up and you don’t exist to me.
Here are my links….
10 Hottest Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Videos….
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Michael Phelps is Banging Amanda Beard To Make Olympic Swimming Babies…
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Which Bikini Would You Rather Fuck
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The 5 Hottest Paraguayan Women
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Hot Aussie Holly Valance in Some Hot Photoshoot For You Perverts….
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And Here I Thought Parks Were Just For Staring at Small Children
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Matt Lauer and Al Roker Are Amazing and By Amazing, I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Really Mean Amazing
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Lauren Mai Looks Delicious in Shit Lingerie
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Maybe Lohan Has Been Gay All Along and By Gay I Mean Looking For Attention
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A Shitload of Celeb Nip Slips
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Remember the Article About Chinese Guy Who Got Caught Humping a Bench?
Here’s the Video
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Olive Garden Hates Kendra Wilkinson
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Outrun Trains
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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Okay We Get It. You Like Yogurt
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Jewel Gordon Make Me Wanna Go Downunder
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Red Necks + Axe = Comedy
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Ahh to Be a College Aged Female
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Amy Leigh Andrews Is All Natural
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Find Girls to Fuck. Do You Really Need a Reason?
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Geeky Amateur
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Victoria Silvstedt Will Most Probably Sue Me Over Linking This. Oh Well
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Kelly Bundy’s Cancer Tits Aren’t So Cancerous Anymore
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Jennifer Lopez is Braindead and Needs to Be Punched in the Face
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More Proof Britny Can’t Sing
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Ellen’s Gay Wedding Photos and By Gay I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Just Mean Gay
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I Don’t Know How to Say This Delicately, But Kate Hudson Needs to Put Her Vagina on the Shelf For Awhile
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Striptease of the Day – MILF Edition
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An Awesome Compilation of Girls Gone Solo
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Motorcycle Stunt Gona Bad
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Porn Star Bike Ride
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Awesome Self Shot Gallery
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Use This to Help You Get Sex. Virgin
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Damn, I Almost Forgot How Hot Shakira Was
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Natalie in the Snow
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Lily Allen Threw Down Outside a London Nightclub
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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I Pary Everyday I Will One Day Learn to Surf
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Can Someone Just Do me a Favor and Kill Rumer Willis?
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Traci Bingham, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Abby Brookes and Her Giant Cans
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Eveytime I see this Photo, I think Michael Phelps is in a One Piece Bathig Suit
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Jennifer Ellison Says How D’you Do!!
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Say Hello to Miss September
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Have Some Fun, Fuck With Your Mailman
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