I got an email the other day that had the subject “This is What I’m Usually Doing When I Peruse Your Site” or some shit and I got nervous to click the link because got knows what the fuck people do when they visit this shit, but my curiosity got the best of me. I was glad to see that the dude wasn’t sending me video of him jerking off, killing animals or children or beating up his wife, but I wasn’t so happy when I found a picture of a toilet filled with some wonky lookin’ shit that dude took before wiping his ass. I gagged because I love shit as much as the next guy, which is not very much and I debated not even writing this because I expected the other 5 of you to send in pics of your toilets filled with shit, I’m just hoping the other 5 of you don’t have enough money to eat or enough money to find toilets to shit in because I don’t know if I’ll be able to stomach the shit (literally) and my have to change my email like a girl getting stalked by an ex boyfriend. Either way, it’s Frosh week and I got a whole lot of shitting of my own to do, and by shitting I mean drinking with 19 year olds begging them to show me their anuses but I do have time to post my links because it’s kinda what I do here….enjoy the goodness and don’t send in pics of your shit…unless it is shaped like a naked 18 year old slut…this is not reverse psychology because I really like seeing your shit….it’s seriously because I don’t want to see your shit….thanks in advance, asshole.
The Lohans Now Have a Steep Competition for the Most Fucked Up Family in Hollywood
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Tomb Raider – Underworld
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Keeley Hazell is Topless
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Katy Perry is an Attention Whore and I Want to Punch Her and That Shitty Song in the Face
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Cristina Parody Topless Throwback
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How To: Fight a Bear
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mulder is Addicted to Sex…And So Am I….I Just Can’t Manage to Do It…Or Find Girls TO Do It With Me….
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Fat Hairy Guy Learns How to Kiss By The Hot Girls Who Live Upstairs from Him….While They Wear Bikinis….and Demonstrate On Ice Cream….
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The 10 Hottest Reality TV Stars of All Time…
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Photoshoot with the hottest girlfriend in NASCAR
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Lindsay Lohan is Mad AtHer Father. So Mad She Decided Not to Wear a Bra to Get Back At Him
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Jessica Simpson Shut the Fuck Up
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Who Doesn’t Love Midgets, Honestly?
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Carol Castro is Some Model Who Is Stirring Shit Up in Some Spic Country For Posing in Playboy With a Crucifix….
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Sheryl Crow Does Denim Like The One Ball Festishist She Is….
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Kate Moss Posing Topless in Some
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Khloe Kardashian Actually Gets a Tattoo That Touched My Heart in Ways I don’t Ever Want to Touch her Massive Body…It’s in her Dead Dad’s Handwriting….
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Randy West…in a 1970s ad for The Love Rug (he’ still making porn today):
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Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2007
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Women of the Web
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Pernilla Lundberg is Your Thursday Wank Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Bloody Mess Faceplant
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All the Fun of a Girlfriend, With None of the Hassel
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Girl Laughs so Hard She Pisses Herself
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Your Dream Vacation is Here
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It’s True! There Are Girls Out There Who Want to Fuck You
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Now THAT’S Police Work
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Sandy Likes Dirty Magazines
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Dakota Rae is Taking Off Her Thong
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Self Short Lover
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Well, It’s Official, Crazy Runs in OJ’s Family
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Ramen Girl Goes Down
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Shoplifter Celebration
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Motorike Mayhem
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I Hope Madonna Breaks Her Hip on Tour
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If I See One More Fucking Celeb Wearing Ray Bans, I Swear to God
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Coco is a Hot Babe and I Want to Bang Her
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Blonde Hottie in Thigh Highs
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Ahh Drunks Russians Are a Neverending Source of Fun
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Three Words Darling – Too Much Anal
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Dani in the Backyard
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Blah Blah Blah Lauren Conrad Blah Blah Blah
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Jodie March Defines Elegance and Grace
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The Lovely Cristina Lazar
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So I’m Moving to Columbia
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God Bless America
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Krystal Forscutt Goodness
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Tropical Storm Maddness
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Remember Rebecca Gayheart?
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Avoid Intimidation from a Cop
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New York Slut in a Red Slut Bathing Suit
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