Here are some recent pictures of Alicia Silverstone at the beach not wearing a bikini, I guess it’s all part of her master plan to stay completely irrelevant that she’s been doing a pretty good job at considering the only thing I can remember her ever being in is Clueless.

Speaking of Clueless I was talking to 15 year old girls about sex as I like to do. It’s like the Big Brother and Big Sisters organization only way more perverted and illegal. She was talking about how her boyfriend is always late and I was like better him than you if you know what I mean, and she didn’t know what I meant, leading me to believe that these kids are using they dicks and pussies all wrong without knowing the power of them, the consequences and the respsonsibility, they just knows it feels good and that’s a pretty scary thing you can all think about then jerk off to.

Either way, I never found her hot, but I am posting this pictures to remind all of you that she isn’t hot. It’s all part of my master plan.

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