Sure my weekend didn’t involve plane crashes, but I like to think of myself as a plane crash everytime I have a drink in me, only instead of leaving casualties, I just do a good job making enemies. The weekend started in a Portuguese Mafia bar with an immigrant waitress and a bunch of dudes who didn’t like me in their stomping grounds and ended in an all night deli playing with some Goth dude’s pitbull and I don’t really remember much in between except French kissing an 80 year old at some restaurant she was celebrating her birthday at and more disgustingly, taking a shit while drunk in an alley near all the clubs without realizing that people used that alley as street to avoid all the chaos of the main artery, resulting in a lot of awkward waves. Speaking of awkward, here are my links…..
Fuck You Dane Cook, I Hate You
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Behind the Scenes With Charity Hodges
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Lucy Pinder and Chanelle Hayes Are All Naked Up in Here and Shit
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Sorry Pammy, But It’s Over, You’re Beat and We Know You Have Breast Implants….
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The Time Traveler
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Charisma Carpenter – Defining Milf
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Jamie Lynn Spears Subject to Porn Investigation Thanks to Her Class Act of a Teenaged Boyfriend
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Adriana Volpe Topless Throwback
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Bill Ray Cyrus Knows How to Pimp His Daughter the Right Way
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Find The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Monday Night
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Lindsay Lohan My Buddy Lesbian Playsets!
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And That’s How You Get Child Services to Your House
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Start You Week Off on the Right Foot Here
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Somebody Pass Me a Fucking Baseball Bat
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Let’s Talk About Jerry, And His Wood
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I Guess a Street Dentistis Better Than NO Dentist
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Magic is Bullshit, And Here’s Some Proof
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Blow Up Doll Must Be On It’s Last Legs Right Now
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Cirque du Soleil Faceplant Removes All The Gracefulness Entirely
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Double Lezzie Masterbation is as Awesome As it Sounds
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More Lohan Gayness
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Bobby Billard’s Tits Are Fucking Huge
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Now THIS is a Fucking Web Cam Slut Video!
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Top Ten Worst Movie Moments
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Anna Kournikova is a Very Little Yellow Bikini
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Get Some Emmy Sluts Here
BONUS – Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Had Finally Downsized
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Britney’s Single is Getting Delayed, But More Importantly, WTF is Happening On the Cover?
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Will Keira Knightly Just Get It Over With And ADmit She Has an Eating Disorder Already?
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Getting Liad Made Easy
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Striptease of the Day
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Clown Ruins Small Child’s Birthday Party
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Here’s Some White Trask Sluts Whoring It Up
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Sweet, Sweet Candy
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Abbey Lee Kershaw is My Kind of Bikini Model
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HOw About a Tv Quiz Show Tit Slip?
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Katie Price is Whining About Her Tits Again?
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Rap Battle Search Engine Hilarity
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Robin Williams is as Sick in the Head as I Am
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George Michael Caught Doing Nasty Things in Bathrooms Again
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits Are Feeling Blue
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the Ten Hottest Import Models of All Time
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BOGGLE is OFFENSIVE….
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Web Celeb Hall of Fame… Notice How I am Not On It…Cuz I Suck At the Internet…
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