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2008

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know that Britney has a sex tape and the sleazy paparazzi are shopping it around and I figure why bother writing about it, since everyone else is and since I don’t have the fucking’ video to prove it exists, but I know that it probably does exist, because the paparazzi are fucking scum and selling a sex tape of a girl you took advantage of when she was at her lowest point, is something scum would do, especially when their careers are all about exploiting these people and I wouldn’t put it past paparazzi scum to have used Kleenex, tampons an underwear of hers. The real disappointment is that this shit didn’t go down when Britney was 18, hot and worth jerking off to and not when she’s a mess we all feel sorry for.

I also know that Anne Hathaway admitted to liking anal sex, which isn’t surprising because she’s a fucking homo. Don’t let those big tits throw you off. Who the fuck cares if she likes anal, I’d say 60 percent of chicks do like it and those who don’t are either too prude to try it, or had a bad experience cuz the asshole that took their asshole’s virginity did it too hard and made them scared of the shit. Yes, I realize I made many ass and shit references in that sentence. It was unintentional…and until I see the pics of her getting it up the ass, I am not going to post it here.

I know that Scarlett Johansson got married to the Canadian this weekend and that you are upset she is off the market even though you really had no fucking chance and I know that Heather Locklear got arrested for driving under the influence of prescrption drugs and I’d rather talk about my experiences with prescription drugs then focus on hers. I just won’t bother posting boring gossip stories here but I will post these links though….enjoyy

John McCain is Just Like Us, He Likes MILFS Too!
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Get Ready to Be Disgusted, Cause There May Be a Britney Sex Tape After all
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Jenny Milstead is Sex in a Blue Bathing Suit
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Lucy Pinder’s Noodles
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Who Says Romance is Dead? These Girls Are Willling To Do Everything You Tell Them To….
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Holly Madison Shows Her Sideboob
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How About We Remix Your FACE?!?!
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Michelle Hunziker is Your Monday Fantasy
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Scarlett Johansson Got Married. I’m Sure She Will Announce She is Ruining Her Vagina With a Baby Any Day Now
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Victoria Beckham Upskirt Throwback
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Watch Out Portia De Rossi, Paris is About to Steal Yo’ Man!!
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
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The Dildo Song
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Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Phone Sex Operators – The Other Side
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Uhhhh This Snake Has No Body
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If You Can’t a Girl This Way, You Seriously Have No Hope
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Rumer Willis, You Aren’t Fooling Anybody
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The Lovely Mindy Vega
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Is That a Ball in Your Pocket, Or…
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Serene Simpson Gallery
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Rally Car Accident – Video
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Nadal Showing Off His Ass
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Sandra Shine is Busty
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On Set With Tera Patrick
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Everyone Hates Meg Ryan, But I Would Still Bone Her
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Get Sex the Easy Way. Sucker!
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Vanessa Williams is Starting to Look Rough…But Still Has Hot Tits….
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Travis Barker is OUt of the Hospital
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Some Emma Watson Action
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Hayden Trolls It Up Outside a Hollywood Nightclub
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Striptease of the Day
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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Jesus and George
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This Guy Thinks He Can Talk to Aliens
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some Old Time Porn
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Now THAT’S Multitasking
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Heather Locklear Got Arrested
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Jermain Dupri Puked On Janet Jackson. Amazing!
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Okay This Crazy Hip Hop Jewelry Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Almo’s World Behind the Scene
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Heath Ledger’s Daughter is Getting His Entire Estate, and Rightfully So
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Louisiana Republican State Rep. John LaBruzzo Suggests Paying Poor Women to Tie Tubes
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Create Fake 3D Objects With Camera Illusions
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If that’s not good enough for you, how about some Dwarf Cage Fighting in Florida…Because It is One of The Classier Activity To Do in Florida
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Some Sex Offender Died While Trying to Sex Offend a 17 Year Old
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Or Maybe You Need Some Mexican Minx Named Sandra Ramirez Posing and Showing Off Her Tits
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Or Maybe You Need The Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex Story
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Or Some Reality Chick in Desperate Need of a Pole….
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Or Maybe Some Stripping Palin Stupidities….
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Jennifer Hudson is Fat Enough For Someone TO Marrry
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Girls and Her Tits Take her Camera Phone on a Date an Get to Second Base
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Or Some Really Busty Girl’s Photobucket Pictures….of Her Tits…
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This is Gay…Seriously…I am only Posting it to Prove Photobucket Does Porn
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Or Maybe Some Random Weird Porn…That is Seriously NSFW

Psycho Slut Sucking Off a Rubber Dick Spasms Out of Control
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Some Dick Surgery That Went Seriously Wrong
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Tricked Into Gay Sex…Sick….
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Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact
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Some Scenes from the Worst Porn Ever Made…Seriously…This Shit is Sick….In Case You Missed it the First TIme
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Too Drunk to Masturbate!
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Bonus that’s not really a bonus, Kanye’s New Song that He Played at the VMAs that You Will Hear on the Radio Non Stop Despite His Using a Vocoder to Cover Up the Fact He Can’t Sing…Because Music makes for good times….Fuck that, Kanye’s already too famous. What the hell was I thinking….

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