I went into a coffee shop and saw some woman waiting in line in front of me to get more whipped cream and toppings on her coffee. She had already finished the first round of topping and needed more sugar. The staff was a little thrown off by her request, but gave it to her anyway, then she asked them for more Caramel sauce, as he squeezed it onto the whipped cream, she told him not to be shy and to keep it coming, until her coffee drink looked like a creamy caramel mess. Then she attacked the chocolate flakes that were in a jar next to the milk and sugar, to make the place seem more classy and for people to use sparingly on their hot chocolates and faggy coffees, but she started piling on 3 or 10 scoops of the shit into her already disgusting drink. She grabbed a spoon and started digging in like she won the fuckin’ lottery and today was the best day in her life.
I wanted to give her some credit for being eager to get all the free sweets you can get to feed your fat sweet addicted face and to turn your coffee into a tasty 2000 calorie treat, but it disgusted me and I accidentally called her a pig instead, when she asked what I said, I tried to cover it up by saying that I said she wasn’t a pig, and instead of making a friend today, I made an enemy and she stormed off pissed off at the world despite how happy she was just a few minutes before because it turns out that your day isn’t the only day I ruin….
Here are my links….
The Sex Toy Costume Contest
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Fat Boy Seems Like My Kind of Pony
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Danielle Lloyd’s Idea of a Business Casual is Pretty Half Naked
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Hey Traci Bingham! Why Don’t You Do Us All a Favor and PUT A FUCKING BAG ON YOUR HEAD
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Herry Katona and Her 36DD Topless Throwback
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I’m Starting to Think All These New Casters Freudiant Slips Are Intentional
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5 Political Pornos Everyone Would Vote For
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I Have Gotta Get to The Race
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Relax Ringo Starr, You’re Not Famous Anymore
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The Best Porn You’ll Find This Hour
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And I Thought My Wife Was Fucking Ugly
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Good on the Today Show
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Celebrity Phone Tap
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Now Here’s a Slutty Muppet With Current Day Values
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Fat Lady Fail
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I Say Get Laid, You Say Why Not?
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Women Problems Isn’t Even the Word To Describe It
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Dennis Leary Apologizes For Making Fun of Retards
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Illegal Immigrant Van Crash
CLOWN CAR
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Anything Involving an Idiot and a Unicycle Just Can’t End Well
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Carmen Electra’s Striptease Training
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Veronika Zemanova Can Do No Wrong
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Jenya D is All Sorts of Sexy
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Can Someone Please Get Me a Fucking Gun? Anyone? The Hills Have Gone Too Far….
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That Little Homo From That Twilight Movie Needs to Lay Off the Heroin, Pronto
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Things With Madonna and Guy Richie Are About to get Ugly
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Striptease of the Day
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Brooke Decker Lingerie Hotness
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Hunting With Sarah Palin
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Peeing in the Frozen Food Section
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Michah Moore is Amazing
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Adriana Lima’s Bra is Worth More Than Your Life
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Nicole Graves is Better Than a BBQ
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Erika Medina Needs to Get Her People to Lay Off the Airbrushing, Holy Shit
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If Rhianna Starts Banging Kanye, I Am Going to Off Myself
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Rebecca Loos is in Playboy
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Johnny Knoxville on WWE
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Silvia Ray is Your Borderline Jailbait Fantasy
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O-Face or Sportscaster Face
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A Car Plows Into 3 People While They Wait for the Bus…
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Behind the Scenes With Lisa Ann on Set of the Palin Porn
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The 7 Most Underrated Hot Chicks on TV
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WAG Alena Seredova Gallery
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Some Interview With One of the 90210 Sluts
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Create Perpetual Energy. Kind Of
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Mutant Vagina is Coming to Get You….
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Because There is Only So Much Your Bad Personality Can Do
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Some LA Whore Showing Some Leg
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Whores a Plenty
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Bonus – The Ridiculous John McCain Pic that’s Doing The Rounds…..
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