I used to jerk off to music videos in a time before the Internet existed, or at least before I knew the Internet existed. I’d try to get off to Madonna’s Erotic video, or the Spice Girls I Tell Ya What I Want video, because Scary Spice had hard nipples. It would be a pretty time consuming process and would take some real commitment, but sometimes it just had to be done.

Three girls I jerked off to at some point in their careers, before I hated famous girls, have new videos that just dropped and I figured I’d post them in honor of the glory days, when I didn’t need hardcore porn to cum, a more wholesome time, before the media desensitized me.

None of these videos are quite where I would have needed them to be back then, so they’re probably no where near what you need today, but it’s a slow movin’ day, winter is coming and I am feeling a little nostalgic about a simpler time….

Here are the videos……and all the songs fucking suck….these girls are all washed up….but still manage to smell like shit…that was clever of me…admit it…

Christina Aguilera’s Keeps Getting Better Video Premiere

Mariah Carey’s I Stay In Love Video Premiere

Hilary Duff Reach Out – Depeche Mode Rip Off – Video Premiere

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