I am trying to convince the 18 year old who had the sleazy party, or party that became sleazy because I was there to have another one, where clothing is optional, and pants are banned. It turns out she didn’t seem too happy with me molesting her guests this past weekend, she got some complaints about the creepy guy and she actually told me that I am not welcome near her or her friends ever again, I didn’t realize I had such a positive impact on people….I mean in my mind, I left the place a fuckin’ rockstar, but I guess they were just too young to get what pulling their pussies out of their pants is all about and how it’s a wholesome thing if no one but me and you are involved….I mean vaginas are meant to be used and while in the middle of flashing me, I didn’t hear any complaints…but like always, the day after the guilt comes in, but if they don’t want perversion, they should never have invited me in the first place, I guess they don’t read my site…
At least I made it out to one of them, unfortunately, I am still hung the fuck over, remembering bits and pieces and the older I get, the longer the hangovers last, I think my liver hates me.
Here are a ton of fucking links….to distract you from my lack of hustle. I’ll be back later.
Soldiers Doing the Cha Cha Slide
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Phoebe Price Softcore Porn…..
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Some Slut Doing a Little Webcam Dance in Her Underwear With Her Crazy Ass
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10 Weirdest Balloon Pop Videos….Ever
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Funny Video About a Sensitive Vibrator with the Emotions a Girl Needs….
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Holly Madison is Pretty Fucking Boring When She Has Clothes On
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Here’s The Video of Lindsay Lohan Getting a Bag Of Flour Thrown AT Her By Peta
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Rebecca Loos is Topless is St Tropez
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The Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Dating Show
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Some Slut Named Lisa in a Photoshoot…..
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Jessica Simpson Performs At Indian Casino’s Because HerHer Career is Over
Actually, It Never Started
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Jennifer Aniston: Hoe or Housewife?
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Everyone Loves a SI Swimsuit Shoot
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Shitty Golf Cart Accident
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2 Female Cousins Making Out….Weird…
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Andrew Dice Clay Looks Like He’s On His Last Legs…
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Prince Hates the Gays
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Her Name is Eva Wyral, I May Have Linked These Pics Before, But Her Tits are Nutty….
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Selena Gomez Ridin’ Hard….In a Picture Taken Right Out of A Pedophile’s Dream Sequence….
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Karaoke Anywhere You Go
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Make the Most of Your Monday Night
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Ronald McDonald is Really Living the Life
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Unless it Involves Old Women Flashing Their Pooters for Millions, Madonna is Last Person to Be Giving Advice to Anyone About Anything
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Fire Safety with Ready Freddy
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Adriana Lima is Looking a Bit Draggy
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Funny Way to Find Out About Your Divorce
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Fruit Boot Accident, Because Roller Blade Have Always Been For Fags…
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Crook Knocks a Clerk the Fuck Out
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The Failure Gallery
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Jessica Alba Throwback
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Helen Miren Talks About Rape
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Amy Winehouse Needs Her Own Reality Show
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360 Fence Fail
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A Digital PSA That Even Your Grandma Will understand
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Make Love The Only Way a Loser Like You Can. On the Internet
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Audrey Bitoni is a DD Fantasy
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Jenny Strips Down
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Lindsay Lohan Hates Scarlett Johansson
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Striptease of the Day
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The Price Was Right
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Jesus is Flying!!
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Angelina Jolie Looks Like Wax
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Sema Car Show 2008
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Courtney Love Needs to Get Off The Fucking Drugs
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The One Second KO
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When a Pussy Attacks a Pussy
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Were I But a Simple Thong Bikini
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Kill Some Time Before Going to Bed With Some Porn Previews…
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Alessandra Ambrosio was in Miami
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She May Be Like 60, But I’d Still Fuck Goldie Hawn
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How to Fail At Rapping
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Vibrator Boyfriend
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Travis Barker Talks Plane Crash
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Lena Nicole Wants to Come Home
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Climb a Rock Wall like Spider Man
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Some Dude Does A Little Self Service in This Vintage Porn….
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Crazy Mother Destroys Her Kid’s Lap Top…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Bigger Older Chick in Her See Through Lingerie
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Get 2 Girls To Masturbate For You At The Same Time….
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Tired of Suckin’ Dick for Coke…Make Your Own Money…Without Losing Your Dignity…
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BONUS – A Playmate Tells You What Not to Do on a Job Interview….Because You Know…She Chose to Get Naked Instead of a Real Job, Lazy Bitch….
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