It was never assumed that Kourtney Kardashian wasn’t an attention seeking slut like her big sister (literally) Kim. I mean their dad was a powerful lawyer who was too busy to give them the attention they needed, so instead just handed over his credit card. I am sure he’d be proud of his little sluts if he was still alive today, you know being able to watch them and masturbate to them in his office behind closed doors and still walk them down the aisle on their wedding nights, instead of having to do it like all dead relatives have to do it, by being an ominous presence overlookin from above, in disappointment than when he was alive, he didn’t take advantage of the opportunity to accidentally let them play with his gun collection when they were 10.

These girls have absolutely no fucking substance, they are drunk, talking stupidities in broken sentences but luckily droppin’ bitch, bitches, motherfuckin so we get what they are trying to communicate, you know dumb rich slut is a dialect of its own, before Kourtney gets on top of her lame lookin’ boyfriend and rides him a little in her bikini. It’s about as exciting as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, which isn’t say much, but at least Kim got naked and pissed on, in this shit, I just see some slicked hair lookin clown kissing a piece of shit person….

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