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2008

20

Nov

Aly Michalka Looks Like a Fake Titty Gameshow Prop of the Day

Here is one half of the Disney Sisters you may or may not have wanted to fuck when they were on Disney or when they followed up their Disney stint with a couple of albums you may or may not have heard, fallin in love with, and played to yourself everynight on your ipod while falling asleep dreaming about the day you will one day be together.

She looks like a fake titty gameshow girl from the 70s, the kind would you’d see on Price is Right acting all inappropriate with a new fridge, or ice skates or dining room set, or even with a NEW CAR like the cheap slut that she is, before going back stage and letting Bob Barker eat her asshole. You know the what I’m talking about….

And I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, or the fact that she got herself a set of fake tits….because everyone’s allowed to spend their money trying to better themselves, even if breast implants are the worst fucking thing ever, not only do they look like shit, but they also come with shitty quality girls with shitty attitudes and it annoys me…

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