I watched the George Bush Farewell Address at my one neighbor who doesn’t hate me house. The reason the other crackheads turned on me all started around 4:30 in the morning earlier today, when I forgot my keys and buzzed everyone in the building to get in. One guy took it a little personally, came to the door and bitch slapped me across the face, and still didn’t let me in, so when I eventually got into my house that looks like it’s been hit by a fucking hurricane because none of us clean up after ourselves and the dog just makes things worse by eating rolls of toilet paper, old newspaper, pretty shitting and pissing on everything, including my leg while I was sitting in a chair earlier today, like I’m a fucking toilet, because the fucker doesn’t respect me, but stared me at me the entire time, smiling and knowing exactly what he was doing. Unfortunately, it was my only pair of pants and laundry day is not for a couple of weeks, so I’m gonna really smell of piss for the next little while.
Anyway, I grabbed a 2 x 4 I had lying around and decided to kill the motherfucker who bitch slapped me, so I went to his door, I knocked, got no answer, went back and buzzed him until the cops showed up, asked me why I had a 2 x 4, told them I lost my key and pretended I picked up the 2 x 4 to build my wife a Valentine’s Day present on the way home and they bought it and let me go. Probably because they didn’t know what my life looks like, because if they did they’d know that no guy would ever get her anything for Valentines day…
Now none of that’s got nothing to do with the Bush speech, because I lost interest. Bush for life at least the pubis type.
Here are my links:
I Wish I Met My Wife Here…
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Mini Me is Just a Sad Little Honey Pot
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Salma Hayek May Have Ruined Her Vagina with a Baby, But the Rest is Fine by Me
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Latest Photoshoot from Some FHM Studies Abroad feature- Germany’s Tina Kaiser
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Meet The Hot Teenagers Of Korea’s New Pop Group
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Vivica A Fox Has Definitely Still Got It
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The Theme Song for ’24’ in Japan is Actually Kind of Amazing
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Ten of the Best Mother Fucking Movies to that Starred that Samuel L Jackson Mother Fucke
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Kasia is Trying Herself All Up
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Fun With Porno
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This is How You Open a Water Melon…With Your Face
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Striptease of the Day
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Lucy Pinder’s Ten Sexiest Pics Ever
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because If Anyone Know Having Sex Alone Sucks, It’s Me
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Jessica Biel is So Fucking Average, Seriously, Why is This Chick Famous
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Kate Hudson Looks More Like Goldie Hawn Everyday
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Karl Lagerfeld is Completely Living in His own World and I Love It
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Soledad Fandino
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Boobie Rub .Gif is Oh So Hypnotizing
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Kendra Wilkinson Fucked Around On Hef, Are You Guys As Shocked as I Am?
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A Female Body Builder That Looks Female For Once, and By Female
I Mean Like Her Dick is Bigger Than Mine Is
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Evolution of Dance Part 2
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Anett is Cooking in the Kitchen
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Some Shower Scene that I Predicted that Went a Little Something Like This…
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Krystal Steal is Sexy
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Found My Wife’s New Haircut
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Sponge Bob is Now Rated X
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Ashley Skye Shows Off
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You Can Use This to Help You Get Sex
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Chloe Sevigny Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting
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Molly Sims is Looking Good
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Slut Fight on ‘Bad Girls Club’ – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Down Blouse Throwback
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Rhian Sugden Nude Calendar
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The Ejaculation Proclimation
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Aubrey O’Day Think’s We’re All a Bunch of Meanies
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School Girl High Kick
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Okay There is a Thing as Boobs That Are Just Way to Huge
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How to Sell a Butt Ugly Car
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Miranda Kerr is Bikini Ready
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Fix Scratched CDs with Bananas and Toothpaste
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Okay Brooke Hogan HAD to Have Got a Tit Job
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The Best and Worst Moustaches
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This is a Funny Mash-Up
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You Will Like This Because You Are a Gamer Who Never Leaves Your Moms Basement
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…
Some Butch Army Chick, Her Pussy and Wild Background of Love…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Stupid Cleavage
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BONUS – GIRLFRIEND’S PANTY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
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