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2009

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just went to see Notorious because a girl I know wanted to see it and was willing to pay. It’s cold as fuck her so I figure why not support Diddy milking Big’s success a little harder even long after his death. You know there’s going to to be merch and a soundtrack and the whole thing will make him even more money. I fell asleep in it, because I don’t really remember or care about this era of hip hop, but the theater was sold out, people were sitting in the aisles and we only got in because the bitch bought tickets 5 hours early.

I suggest you wait for this to hit TV because it’s about that made for TV quality, but you won’t listen, you like buying into Diddy’s scam and you will make this the number 1 movie of the weekend all because you want to see him portrayed as an equally annoying dancing motherfucker as he is in real life.

I should have listened to my liver and gone out drinking. I fucked up. The girl I was with didn’t even show me tit.

I got this herpes list sent in from some girl and I figured I’d post it….I got nothing else going for me tonight – my life sucks.

Jesus,

Here’s a list of people who have herpes.

-Debbie Harry has herpes as told to me by Greg Gaffin from Bad Religion

-Johnny Knoxville and Bam Magera both have herpes as told to me by a friend of theirs when I was at a party with these guys back in 2002. He told me not to hook up with them.

-Tracy Morgan has herpes told to me by another comedian who I will not mention here because I am still friends with this guy.

-Kelly Osbourne has herpes which was told to me by a friend who is a model, that slept with her ex boyfriend and got herpes from him.

-Benicio Del Toro, also told to me by a model friend.

Jim Norton does indeed have herpes.

I feel like an ass sharing this. I will tell you I am like 85% sure on the validity of most of these.

I don’t like celebrities so therefore I like your site.

Keep on, keeping on mother fucker.

Who cares….Here are my links….

Some Pussy on Cam Cuz We Like Pussy….
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Oprah Used to Smoke Crack.
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Kate Hudson is a Leather Fetish
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The Hottest Models You’ll See This Weekend
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These WWF Divas Could Kick Your Ass
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So Bascially, Every Band Ever Ripped Off Journey
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And Here’s Some MORE Fun With Journey
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Balloon Animals Aren’t Just For Kids Anymore
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Do the Crotch Hop
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Mel B Gets Fit. Or Tries To Anyways
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele By the Pool
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Who is YOUR Drinking Hurting?
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Cindy McCain on Dancing With The Stars Would Have Been Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Lily Allen Shows Off The 3rd Nipple She Could Have Breast Fed
Her Aborted Baby With…Of the Day
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Miss Great Britain Has Some Excellent Cleavage
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With This LAdy GaGa Bitch?
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Jesus Christ I Wanna Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
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Britney’s Got Abs, Ya’ll
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Jessica Alba Throwback
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Katie Fey is On the Floor
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Getting Beat Up By Your Girlfriend Bascially Means You Have a Vagina
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Boy George is Going to the Chokey
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Pocket Bike Fail
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Danielle is Creamy and Sweet
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Man, These Muslim Fundamentalists Really Hate Everything
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hypnotizing a Babe is Probably The Only Way You Could Get Laid
So Learn How to Do It Here
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Walmart Brings the Smiles From All Over
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Bai Ling is The Biggest Whore in Hollywood. Seriously
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Self Shot of the Day
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I Can Think os a Few Places Audrina Patridge Should Put
Her Newly Restalyne Filled Lips
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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A Little Mr Miyagi…
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Steve-O Partying With Sluts…
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Kate Winslet Washing Down an 18 Year Old Naked Kid Cuz She’s a Pervert.
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3-D Porn is the Future of Porn…
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Her Name is Amy Green and She’s a Hot Pin Up for Zoo
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Some Ad Agency Uses Uneven Tits To Promote Themself
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10 Sexiest Female Celebs in Glasses According to This Guy….
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Gallery of Celebs With Hard Nipples…
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Here is a Tribute to Gilfs….
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Bond Girl Cleavage
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Fabio May Look Like a Homo, But Dude Has Still Got It
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Protests in Isreal Pretty Much Look Like the Awesomest Thing Ever
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Lux Cassidy and Kaydrn Cross Arent Twins, But They Are the Next Best Thing
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Whitney Port Bikini Pics
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Russian Parkour Failure
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use and Old Satilitte Dish to Boost a Wireless Signal
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Heroin Erotica, You Sick Fuck
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Courtney Love Hates the Jews
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Watch a Bunch of Online Videos Here
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BONUS – TO SEE THE GIRL IN THE HEADER PIC’S VAGINA CLICK THIS LINK
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Camo Cleavage!!
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VIDEO of the Day

Pornstars Being Interviewed at the Adult Expo……It’s Pretty Much All You’d Expect it to Be….

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