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2009

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I had the pleasure of watching the last 5 minutes of American Idol at a friend’s house. Yes, despite popular belief, I do have a couple friends and they do let me in their houses, sometimes. I think I wrote that I am surprised this shit is still on the air and that Americans are still watching it. Sure, you elected Bush to office after his first term and I am sure have done a whole lot of other fucking stupid shit, but this just doesn’t make sense to me. Watching the audition process is more like watching the shitty auditions, maybe some of us want to hear people who can sing, instead of watch a show milk the bad auditions that they set up, as hard as they fucking can. I like how Ford, Coca Cola and whoever else sponsors the shit out of that show and lines Simon’s British pockets support laughing at people with serious disorder, whether it is autism or apergers or just fuckin’ mental illness, they aren’t right and mocking them, crushing them and spitting them out for America offends me.

On a side note, the new judge reminds me of the kind of girl you’d find drunk at the bar, falling off a stool, her hair and make-up a mess, a cigarette hanging from her mouth backwards, talking all kinds of shit about how bad she wants to fuck, before lifting up her skirt, grabbing her cunt for the bar tender who just wants her to leave the fucking place, before pissing herself and puking all over the bar at the same fucking time. She’s like a horny, raspy motherfucker, who is a condescending mess threatened by younger more talented people than her. I’d totally fuck her.

Yes, I just wrote about American Idol. I should hang myself from my shower curtain, unfortunately, we don’t have a shower curtain.

Here are my links.

Support the Site By Getting Girls To FIst Each Other…
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Bad Girl’s Club Can’t Suck Dick and Apologizes….Pathetic
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Pierce Brosnan Got Fucking Punked!
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Megan Foxe’s Tongue Conjures Up Dirty Thoughts in My Head
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The Nine Hottest Hawaiian Women Ever (Pics)
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Coffee Cleavage
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Wax Your Girlfriends Eyebrows While She’s Sleeping Because, Well, Why Not
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NURTIGRAIN WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
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Mini Me Tongues a Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Topless in Some New Piece of Shit Movie She’s In
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More Porn Then You Can Shake Your Stick At
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George Bushes Doodles During Obama’s Speech
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Striptease of the Day
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Little Adolf Hitler’s Mother Wants You to Know a Thing or Two
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Tom Cruise is Just Fucking Delusional
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Verne Troyer is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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If Wanting to Bang the First Lady is Wrong, Then I Don’t Want to be Right
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50 Cent Works out Like a Bitch
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When it Comes to Choosing Beautys, Brains Are Just Irrelevant. Sorry
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Bikini Beach Babes Make My Day
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Tits, Ass and Everything In Between
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Find a Girl to Fuck. What Else Are You Doing Tonight?
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Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work to Win the War as Soldiers Bite the Heads Off Live Chickens….
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Amy Reid is What You Want
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Freestyle Bike Failure
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Please, Be Mine, You’re All I’ve Ever Wanted
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This Bad Girls Club Shit Just Keeps Getting More Funny
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The Terminator is Watching You
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Flip Book Fun
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If There is a God, I Pray to You to Allow Me to Retire in St Barts
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Ahhh to Be Down by the River
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Eva Mendes is Pretty Much Better Then Everyone
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand Sometime
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Rebcecca Loose is Topless
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I Am Head Over Heels For Aria Giovanni
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We’re in a Recession, So Get a Free Mean From McDonald’s
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Here’s a Little Eyebrow Party
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One Day They Are Fighting, The Next Getting Married
More Rumors From Hollywood’s Favorite Fake Lesbian Couple
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Godzilla Versus the Netherlands
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Verne Troyer Knows How to Party
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Read These Comments About the Worst Things People Have Ever Done
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Why is the European Maxim So Amazing?
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BONUS – Drunk, Half Naked, Party Girls
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The Fake KKK from Yesterday Issue an Apology Because they are Pussies…

On a Side Note – Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller Tell Jay-Z and Young Jeezy Their Time is Up as Being Inspiration to Black People Because Someone With Substance Has Stepped Up.

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