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2009

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentines is coming up and I came across an old notebook I used to write my insanity in and came across a poem you should write in a card for your wife that I wrote.

Wife,

I love the way you cook.
I’ve accepted that you don’t look
the way you used to look
But I’m still down with your book.
And by book I mean vagina.

I don’t really love it.
It definitely smells like shit.
And doesn’t look anything like a slit.
but I am married to it.
and it’s better than jerking my dick.
but not much….

Love,

Husband

Either way, I am not giving my wife shit, she doesn’t deserve any attention, but I am giving you links so click ’em

You May Not Get Laid, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Have a Little Fun
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This Whore Named Lynn is By Far The Best Thing on TV
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Take Your Pic: Which Athletes Wife Would YOU Fuck?
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How to Fight: A Step By Step Guide
(Seriously, This is Good)
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The 9 Hottest Australian Women
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Let’s Laugh At Chinese People Who Can’t Speak English Together
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Mel B Showing Off Her Fit Tits
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Ayla Sky is All Wet
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I Don’t Know About You
BUT I WANNA DANCE!
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This is Michael Phelps Brain on Drugs
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Kendra Wilkinson Does What She Does Best
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She May Be Old, But Damn Rachel Hunter Has a Nice Ass
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Not Sure Who Aishwarya Rai IS And That’s Fine Because I Prefer
To Not Know The Name of the Women I Stalk
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Mischa Barton Has Pretty Much Finished Her Transformation Into a Homeless Person
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This Jessica Simpson Weight Gain Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Because It’s Cheaper Than Going to a Movie
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Business Meetings Are What You Make Them To Be
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Striptease of the Day
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This Bill O’Reilly / Christian Bale Freak Out Battle is Amazing
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Melissa Wants a Midnight Snack
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Finally a Fashion Trend Even I Can Get Down With
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Fun With a Human Catapault
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If You Don’t Use It, You’ll Lose It
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Sabrina is Secductive and Sexy
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And That’s Why Females Shouldn’t Drive
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Man or Women? You Decide!
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We All Know a Faceplant is Good For a Laugh
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Miss Universe Will Rock You World
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Lesbians In The Shower Make Even My Limp Dick Hard
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There’s No Fucking Way You’re Getting Laid Tonight, Don’t Lie
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How About I Roundhouse Kick You in the FACE?!
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Rachel Bilson is Just Too Perfect
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Celebrity Legs Sex Offs
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And This is Pretty Much the Best Invention Ever Made
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Monica Belucci is Topless
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Lenka’s Lips Are Rad
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game!! No Shit!
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Jude Law is a Cross Dressing Homo
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Here’s Some More Mac Propaganda For You Nerds Out There
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Water Melon Fucker!
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I Would Totally Bang Mary Kate Olsen
(With a Bag Over Her Head)
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Zombies Attack!!
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Obama’s Reality Show
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Upskirt Video AWesomeness
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The 10 Funniest Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
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Here are the World’s Most Disgusting Fake Tits
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The Hottest Slut on Model Mayhem….I am Guessing a Product of Lots of Positive Reinforcement
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Some Kid High After Dental Surgery Made me Laugh….
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BONUS – IT’s World Nude Day
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Some Old Jews Telling Jokes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina
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Sluts
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