Today was a fucking headache. The older I get the harder binge drinking’s become. I spent a good part of the day and night in bed with no energy to finish this beer in my hand because I think my stomach died on me last night after eating a slice of pizza I found on the ground. I don’t like to admit that I am old, but my body’s doing a good job convincing me that I am. I also don’t remember anything from last night but know I didn’t wake up with AIDS and the strap on was still in the package, meaning it was not as successful as I’d hope. I remember part of my night being spend trying to bum money off people at an ATM machine, but don’t remember any of those people showing me their tits. I know you don’t care, but I like to keep this post as uneventful as my life lately, I didn’t even get to sexually harass any girls today and that is the one thing I truly look forward to….but here are some links.
This Could Be the Start of a Beautiful Friendship
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Salma Hayek’s Tits Are Saving the World, One Aids Baby at a Time
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What REALLY Happens During Commercial Break
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Tracy Morgan Has Something He Wants to Say
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The Hottest Celebrity Workout Tapes Ever
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A Collection of Stupid Videos is Always Good For Fun
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These Wii Worout Videos Just Keep Getting Better
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Isla Fisher is Looking Hotter By the Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Bending Every Which Way
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Bridget Reminds me of That Bitch Who is Paris Hilton’s Fake NEw BFF
Only Way Hotter and Naked
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Barack Obama’s Facebook Chain Letter
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Striptease of the Days
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Tony The Tiger Hates Stonerss
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Pam Anderson is Pretty Much Retarded
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Walsh’s Grandma Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr is Legs, Baby, All Legss
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Grace Jones is Completely Fucking Insane and I Love It
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This Emily Blunt Chick is Actually Kind of Hot
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My Impotant Dick Felt a Tingle When I Found This Old Britney Spears Gallery
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Starri is Very Naughty
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Some French Bitch Flashed Mickey Rourke the Other Day
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And That’s Why You don’t Street Race
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IStalk – The Newest Iphone App
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Sophia Rossi’s Big Tits Are All Wet
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The Best Old Rock Chicks Songs
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Get the Message!
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OJ Want’s To Give You Some Advice
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Small Man Syndrome, Anyone?
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Leyla Milani is Just Too Much
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Some Hot Random Asian Chicks
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Hot Work Out Video of the Day
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The Ultimate Child Molestation Video
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Some Weird Teen Blackmails Classmates for Sex
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LA Brings the Tits
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Mirella in the Buff
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Mel B Finally Got Rid of that Fat Ass
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More Body Painted Sluts From the Superbowl Party
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Billions and Billions Served
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Body Shot Bonanza
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Karlie Montana Gets Nakeds
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Jessica is Playmate of the Month
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Tijuana Prostitute Beatdown
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Use Your Iphone 3G As a Wireless Modem
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Pussy Tongue
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Hayden Pantyairs is a Dirty Slut
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The 5 Biggest Paycheck Whores
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Web Cam Slutness
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BONUS!
The Closest Thing You’ll Come to Getting Laid Tonight
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