An old friend of mine came to visit me in the hospital, he was actually the dude who urged me to go because he thought I might be dying. He’s a little anxious like that, but it’s ok, dude used to be ghetto like the rest of us but managed to climb out of the shit, get a job and a wife and kids and a house and all that shit doin’ the corporate thing. He’s still the same asshole, he just has different priorities I guess.
I gave him a call after I got out of the place to let him know that they said it was nothing and that I wasted 8 hours and he went on about how some assholes jacked his shit in the backseat of his luxury SUV parked outside the hospital. He lost his passport and iPod and all kinds of business documents and I really felt partially responsible, but have a feeling I know who did it, because these shifty fucking crackheads were walking the halls of the hospital, I guess trying to get presciptions or some shit, and this weird little ghetto black girl was screaming for the bathroom, while her monster lookin’ group home friends screamed back at her whether she wanted to skip the hospital and go back to her place to get some cold chicken…Ghetto Motherfuckers, if I see you on the street, I will kill you.
This is the kind of anger that makes me end up in hospitals with heart palpitations and high blood pressure and these are my links.
You Dick Won’t Get Hard Forever, Trust Me I Knows
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Madonna Sluts Its Up, If that’s Possible, You Decide….
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Guess the Celebrity Fatty
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Everything Looks a Little Different Drunk
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Naked Pics Of A Model Named Camille
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Mexican Wrestlers Bring Me Back to My Roots!
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Lucy Pinder Brings Valentine’s Day Early in Her Lingerie….
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Davic After the Dentist – THE REMIX
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Sarah Palin Sure Knows How to Strut in Those Hooker Boots
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I Wanna Be All Over Ann Angel
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Taos New Mexico Looks Like One Hell Of a Time
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Striptease of the Day
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Whitney Houston Was Way More Fun When She Was Smoking Crack With Bobby Brown
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You Need All the Help You Can Get
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Anna Lynne McCord Has Full Transitioned into Tranny Clown Hooker
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Adriana Lima in Some Elle Magazine See-Through Pics I would Have Posted If I Wasn’t in the Fucking Hospital All Afternoon…
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Isla Fisher Panty Upskirt on The Late Show
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Kristen Wiig As Kathy Gifford is Amazing
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Paris Hilton You Just Start Walking Around Naked Already
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Nicole Kidman Has Pretty Much Fucked Up Her Face Completely
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A Gal Who is Just Naughty By Nature
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Sophia and Melany Get Down to Business
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Porsche GT3 VERSUS Speed Bikes
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He Was a Rollerblade, So He Kind of Deserved It
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Because Going Solo is Only Good in Certain Instances
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Hemorroid Face Fight to the Death
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Isabela Will Brighten Your Day
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Let’s Watch This Magician Almost Drown, Because There is NO Such Thing As Magic
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For All You Star Wars Nerds, Which I Know There Are Many of You
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Europe Versus USA – You Be the Judge
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The Bollywood Sluts Are Really Doing It for Me Lately
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Because You Need a Way to Pass the Time Somehow
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Web Cam + Dildo = Good Times
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Fat Ass Tries to Stage Dive
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Halle Berry is Looking Good Like Always
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Good As Aslways
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Elle McPherson Cleavage
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Pogo Sticks + Boobs = Hypnotics
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Win Money in an Oscar Pool, Then Give it To Me
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Ugly, But May She Has Got Some Great Legs
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What Should I Eat Today?
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Here’s the Pussy Crap Dolls New Video
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The Crazy Baby Machne Lady Finally Spills The Beans
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The 47 Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of All-Time
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Girlfriend’s Secret
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Some Dude Strikes Oil in a Girl’s Ass
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