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2009

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting on a chair at a coffee shop earlier today and I swung my arm back, just as a girl was walking by and I ended up giving her the hardest cunt punch of all time, I am talking a cunt punch Chris Brown would respect, and when I told her I was sorry, she told me it wasn’t a big deal, she barely felt anything. Now I don’t know what was going on by my arm was fucking killing me so either I am a pussy or her pussy is dead.

Speaking of pussy, it’s the night before Valentine’s Day, all the single ladies won’t be waiting for you to put a ring on it, unless you mean put you’re dick in it. It is serious fucking business for horny dudes everywhere, cuz bitches feel inadequate and will lower themselves to sleep with you but just for tonight, so take advantage and slaughter that shit like Jason with his machete, because it is Friday the 13th after all and pussy is much better when it’s too sore to run away…

Here are my links….

I Know You’re Friday Night Won’t Be Half As Interesting As Mine
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Slut on With Hef
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10 Most Racist Moments on TV
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A Homemade Rocky Movie is Better Than The Real One
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Some Girl FUcking a Baseball Bat Cuz It is the American National Sport and She’s Keeping it Real By Treating Her Pussy Like the Whore it Is.
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Tracy Jordan is Amazing
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Amanda Bynes is Gift Wrapped Just For You
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Halle Berry May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But she’s Still Okay With Me
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A Very Lucid Stimulous Package
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If Jaime Pressly Put a Bag Over Her Head, I Would Totally Fuck Her
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Just Plain Sexy
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Some Kid That Looks Like He’s Five Made a Baby Over in Britain
(seriously, Check This Out)
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The Octo-mom Wrote Angelina Jolie a Letter
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Hunting Amy Winehouse Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Pam Anderson Really is Trailer Trash
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I can’t Get Enough of This Aishwarya Rai
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Apparently Chris Brown Has Been Kicking Rhianna’s Ass For Awhile Now
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan and Ronson Are Wasting Away
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Jana Jordan is Doing Laundry
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Biggest Deep Throat I’ve Ever Seen
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Britney Spears Makes a Fool Out of PEREZ HILTON for her Tour…AMAZING…This Guy is a Talentless Hack Holding the Fuck On While Being Laughed at By All, No Amount of Money in the World Would Make Me Do What He Does….
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Some Bartender Sluts….
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Hot Chicks Naked Sky Dive
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Lexi Belle And Her Little Friend
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Tourist Fights Back
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Eve Laurence is Busty
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The Gladiator Death Battle!s
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Why Hello Kate Bosworth!
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Nella and Zafira Are All Over Each Other
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How About a Mini Me?
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Meet Tori Praver
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S How Love Works!
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Secrets From the Carnies!
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Amy Reid does it Again
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Kristin Kreuk Is Sexy
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Tijuana Prostie Beatdown
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Cars Take Over the World, 1 Light Switch At a Time
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Show Your Tits or Die
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As If Gossip Girl Isn’t Bad Enough
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Not Again You Fucking Assholes
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G is for GANGSTA
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Some Vegas Bikini Whores…
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BONUS – stepCONTEST of the Day

Here’s a stepCONTEST I am not getting gaid to promote, but figured some of you may like the prize, so I am doing it for you….

This is an HBO Show called EASTBOUND AND DOWN contest…..here’s a clip….

The prize is:


Entourage 4th Season
Flight of the Concords 1st Season
Little Britain USA 1st Season

Email Me Nudes or Something I’ll Like and I’ll Decide who wins……info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

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