If you look at Amanda Bynes from the front she is cute, but they you see her from the side, she looks fucking retarded.

Don’t get me wrong, retarded can be cute, I mean pretty much every single girl I’ve ever fucked has been at least semi-retarded, which in my defense was because I worked at a retard home, and they were pretty easy, especially when they were sleeping medicated and unable to speak more than a few grunts and screams, but this isn’t about that.

It’s about Amanda Bynes and her chipmunk face, is she on steroid treatment for some disorder? Was she beat the fuck up like she was Rihanna? I just don’t really get it, but at least she never wears pants because I guess someone told her she had good legs and she went home and fucking burnt every pair pants she owned because it felt good to be complimented and now she only feels comfortable wearing short fucking skirts in public to show them legs off and distract us from that face. Here she is in white.

I was wrong…She Does Own Pants…And She Looks a Hell of A Lot More Retarded in the Face When She Does Cuz I Don’t Have Upper Thighs to Distract Myself With….

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