No one entered the pubic hair contest. I guess it was a bad idea. People are complaining I write too much about twitter. I guess it’s because I don’t leave the house since it’s winter so my adventures and inspiration is fucking limited to answering idiot telling their friends what they are up to, sure, I got drunk and in fights the last 3 weeks straight, but I’ve also blacked the fuck out each time, so I don’t remember what the fight was about, maybe calling some Gangster’s red shoes stolen from Santa Claus was one thing that set someone off, bullying some girl like I was Chris Brown was another, but the whole thing is a blur, so you’ll have to deal with my twitter talk, so you can stop emailing me, I’m hibernating, just be happy I update this shit, when I could find more satisfaction/gratification sitting on my ass doing nothing.
On the positive side of things, the site is pretty much dying. Thanks economic crisis for forcing me to come to terms with not being funny to the general population like I was that asshole on Saturday night live or Judd Apatow shit or even Jimmy Fallon, cuz I’ve made a point of watching him fail, but have a feeling no matter how bad he is, people will convince themselves that he is good, just because he’s on TV. He’s just not there yet. Not that you care.
Lastly, I accidently hit Perez Hilton’s Britney Spears first concert review, I love how fucking two faced this homo is, you invite him to your concert, and all of a sudden he’s fighting for you, you ignore his calls to hang out and he’s not inviting you to his birthday parties and people turn to him as a credible new source or media outlet now, it’s a fuckin’ glitch in society and I hate you for creating him.
Here are some links, to get you through the night.
Some Things in Life Really Are Easy…Like Sluts Who Get Naked for Money….
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These Rock of Love Hos Are Just Took Fucking Much
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The Peter Griffen Chamber of Torture
AKA Just Turn on You TV and Watch Family Guy
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A Set Of Close Ups Of Carla Gugino Tits
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Peanut Butter Slumdog Millionaire Time
(This is a Movie Worth Oscars Approval)
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While on the Ping Pong Road to Victory
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Because I Know Good Porn When I See It
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Cindy Taylor Bares a Lot of Skin is Some Magazine
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The American Dream Really is Fucked
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And Now, the Dance of the Mega Keg
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Alison Will Be Your Angel
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I Like Mc Nuggets as Much as The Next Guy, But This is a Bit Too Much
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striptease of the Day
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Freida Pinto is Oh So Fine
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Why Do People Want to Be on Barbara Walter’s Face?
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How Else Are You Going to Find a Girl to Fuck
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Monica Belucci Topless Throwback
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You Can’t Look Like Halle Berry, But I Guess Smelling Like Her Ain’t Half Bad
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Pete Wentz Thinks Someone is Going to Murder Him and For All Of Our Sakes, I Hope He is Right
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Kate Hudson at Some Event or Another
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Some Watchmen Bullshit, Because You are a Virgin Comic Loving Nerd
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Shawna Lenee Strips by the Fire
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The Word From Some Asshole in LA is That None of You Mother Fuckers Are SUpposed to Curse This Week
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Attempt to Get Noodz is a Fail
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Home Bobsled Trials
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Yulia is in Bed
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Carnival Tranny Slow Motion Amazingness
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And This is Where I Will Go to Die
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Just Another Day on the Subway
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say You’re Lying
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Lyndall Jarvis Just Ooozes Sex
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Some Sophie Anderton Topless Action
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Mother of the Year
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Blue Eyes and a Red Top
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The New Melrose Place Shit Fest Just Got a Whole Lot More SHittier
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Justin Timberlakes Impression of John Mayer is Dead Fucking On
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Bella Donna is Oh So Dirty
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A Dumb Video to Make Your Tuesday Better
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Olivia Munn at “Watchmen” premiere in Hollywood
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Dumb Cunt of the Day
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Octomom is Being Probed
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My Girl Jade Goody’s Not Doing So Well….You Know Since She’s Dying…of Cervical Cancer…
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Britney Spears Does Some Amazingly Bad T-Shirts…
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Some Chick Knows What Needs to Get Done to Get Laid…
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Disgusting Jenna Jameson Pregnant Pictures
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Some Funny STD AD
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Some Hot White Asian
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Her Name is Zuzana and Here she Is Showing Off Her Huge Tits
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’s PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
A Hot Chick and Her Nude Pics….
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This is Stupid Cleavage…
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But This Cleavage is Stupider
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Now That’s what I Call a Soccer Mom
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