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2009

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a very proud day for me, I’ve managed to get a decent amount of booze, which has taken me a 5 days to pull off and in doing so, I ended my Jimmy Fallon is a Failure obsession. I managed to meet a bunch of girls on spring break, and got no body shots, no flashed titties, no Katy Perry shit, but I tried. I guess I’ve missed my window of opportunity on that one and just come across as old and creepy and disgusting instead of just being creepy and disgusting. But there was one chick who was in her 40s who kept going on about how as soon as she gets her life together she is going to get a couple of dogs and a nice house and a family, and the whole thing was pretty depressing because if it hasn’t happened for her fat dumpy ass yet, it’s not going to happen. I did convince some punk college kid to get her back to his place because I could tell the pain in her eye was going to lead to an amazing blowjob I just wasn’t down for, because I’ve had my fair share of desperate 40 year old pig women, I even married one, but it’ll make a good story for his scrapbook. Spring Break ’09 motherfuckers…..maybe tomorrow will be better, but I doubt it.

Here are my links.


RIP RObin Williams my Condolences to Your Lesbian Daughter and my thanks to your Coke Addiction….
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Find a Slut Who Won’t Throw a Drink in Your Face When You Call Her a Slut
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Michael Jackson’s Craziness Reaches Epic Insanity Levels
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Guess the Celebrity Butts!
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Some Babes WHo Play Video Games – GALLERY
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My Breakfast Usually Consists of Warm Beer and a Cigar, But Hey, To Each Their Own!
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Spend Your Time Wisely
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The Hottest Young Korean Chicks
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Are Out There, and Loving Every Minute of It
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How to Ruin a Good On-Screen Assassination
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Life After College: Getting Ahead in This Piece of Shit World
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Jenna Haze and Carlie Lane Get It On
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The Mormons Want to Have Sex With You
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Striptease of the Day
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Blake Civil Fielder is Getting His Jail Bait On
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Robin Williams Needs His Own Personal Patch Adams
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How About a Nip Slip on Video?
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I Was Wondering Where Kristen Bell Has Been
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Because Trying to Get Laid Doesn’t Have to Involve Date Rape Drugs
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Wana Throw Up On Your Keyboard?
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Rachel Bilson is Cutsey as Usual
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I Buy Beer With All My Pennies, But This Looks Fun Too
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Inside the Mind of the Hot Girl
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strip Searched At Mc Donalds
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Closing Funeral Act to End All Closing Funeral Actss
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Faceplant on a Wall? Really?
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Three MILFS Get Their Freak On
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Sluts From the Geneva Motor Show
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Why Hello Dani Woodward!
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And That’s What Happens When a 3 Year Old Drives a Scooter
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Asshole Fucking Cop
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Guy Ritchie’s Life is Pretty Much Amazing
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If You Think You Can Get Laid On Your Own Merit, You Are Wrong
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A Boat Full of Topless British Babes
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Of Course Miley Cyrus Was Bullied, She’s a Little Fucking Cunt
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I Love Amanda Bynes and Her Legs
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Add Hot Sause to Your Condoms and Avoid Knocking a Bitch Up
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Fuck You Diddy
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Super Toilet!
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Hannah Hilton Shows Off Her Pink
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God, Rose McGowen is So Disgusting
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Dear God No Jennifer Aniston is a Naughty Girl…
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Jennifer Aniston Spends Too Much Trying to Look Good Cuz She has a Complex Thanks to Angelina Vagina
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Daft Punk + TRON
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Some Kid Beats Down his School Bus Driver…Some Mental Chris Brown Shit….Fucked Up…
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Girl Taking a Piss Video
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Some Amazing Pregnancy Test Ads
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Some Stupid Shit You Can Buy this Week
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The 10 Hottest Superhero Babes of All Time
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Michelle Williams and Her Sex Scene That Hit the Net last Week
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NIN Dance Party
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Some Vegas Chick in her Bra….
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Knock, Knock! Stop Masterbating!
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