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I got this email by my favorite reader and I figured I’d help him out because not only has he brought me hours of joy by starring in the movie Ski School, but he also sends me nice emails every couple years letting me know he still reads me and by pretending I am still relevant and for that I love him…..
Hello idol of mine…
I have this weird art/political project called Bill of Rights – Security Edition. It’s the Bill of Rights, printed on a playing card sized piece of metal. When you go to the airport, take one so it sets of the metal detector and the TSA confiscates the Bill of Rights.
I know you guys in Canada love the government so you can wait in lines to get the tumors removed that you get from drinking too much beer, but here in the United States, several of us still hold on to the notion that giving up freedom for safety is wrong and we’d rather get blown up in a plane hijacked by a religious zealot than have our toothpaste removed from our carry-on luggage.
Get a free cavity search the next time you travel:
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As always… Rock on! I love you.
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Here are my links….
Who Cares If Gisele is a Baby Robber, She is Half Naked and That’s All That Matters
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There Was a Sex Scene in Twlight Afterall
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Jessica Biel Hoe or House Wife?
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Women Know Your Limits Or Else
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Okay Here is PROOF Paris Hilton Has Herpes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee Made My Depressing Day Better
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Pole Dancing Made Easy
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The Final Frontier is Way Dirtier Than You WOuld Have Ever Imagined
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Ariel’s Gallery is What Red Headed Dreams Are Made of
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And I Thought My Place Way a Shithole
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s Some More Photos of the Shamwow Dudes Hookers
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Screw Madonna
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I Had No Idea Bruse Willi’s Girlfriend/New Wife Was So Bangable
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Kelly Brooke + Bikini + Hard Nipples = Thumbs Up From Me
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I’m Gonna Hate Myself For Saying This, But Jennifer Lopez is Looking Kind of Hot
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Paris Hilton Looks Like a Cupcake I’d Like To Punch in the Face
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Queen For a Day…or Something
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Alison Angel is in the Pool
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Baby Sitter is Rubbing One Out on the Couch
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Brynn Likes to Get to Know Herself
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Penny Cruz is Topless in Her New Movie – VIDEO
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Ziggy is More Talented Than Most of the Assholes I Know
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I Love These 80’s Excercise Videos, What Can I Say
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God Damn Sophies Tits Are Amazing
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Behind the Scenes At a Topless Shoot
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A Shitload of Cunts at the Kids Choice Awards
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Paris Infects the Atlantic Ocean with Her Disease
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Puma Suede and Kelly Taylor Get It On
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Keith Richards is Completely Insane
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Candy Spelling Hates Her Daughter Tori, So That’s One Thing We Have in Common
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Mark Vos Can Ride a Bike Better Than You or I
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lady GaGa Will Sign Your Penis
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Somethings, Once You Do Them, They Can’t Be Undone
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The 5 Greatest Rock Star Deaths of All Time
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Fruit is Better With Cottage Cheese
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Put Your Faith in Something You Can Believe In
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Top 10 Pussy Boasts in Rap….
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Topless Chicks in Some Ad Promoting a Club in Israel
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The Weirdest Promo Pic for a Kids Show – EVER.
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How about a couple of young girls making out….in video
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BONUS – THE BEST SITE IN THE FUCKING WORLD – I AM SERIOUS
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