You know Kelly Osbourne’s future husband isn’t straight right? I mean look at the motherfucker, he’s a male model who looks like Sam Ronson and there’s no doubt in my mind he sucks dick, the real deciding factor is how he frolicks with Kelly Osbourne like he actually fucks her, when everyone knows that no one in their right mind would fuck her. Sure, we’d pay 10 dollars entrance fee at the aquarium to see the sea pig in her natural habitat, but we’d never stick our dick in it. Obviously, homie is an opportunist and when you’re Kelly Osbourne, that’s just the nature of all your “boyfriends”, so get used to it and hit the fucking treadmill, or get back on drugs, you’re fucking disgusting.

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