It is my birthday and I am not doing anything. I am not at the strip club drinking my face off, I am not at the all you can eat for 200 dollar brothel down the street getting a blowjob, I am not at an Asian rub and tug, I am not even watching sex tapes that I’ve made with ex girlfriends while crying, remembering the good times…..I am sitting next to my wife who has a spoon full of peanut butter she was suckin on, resting on her disgusting cleavage, knowin’ I am not getting laid tonight, realizing that is the real gift from god. Happy Birthday to me….
Taylor Momsen Sluts It Up At Church
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If 90’s Pop Songs Had the Features of DVDs, These WOuld be the Deleted Scenes
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Audrina Patridge, Hoe Or Housewife Picss
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Idiot Broad Locks Herself in Her Car
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Lebron James is AMAZING!
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Kellie Pickler is Lookin’ Fine
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They Are Full Bodied, With Just a Hint of Yeast
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EPIC CHESS!!
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Ginnie is Downright Sexy
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The Nine Worst Roomates You Will Ever Have
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A Good Women Makes Wife Worth Living. Trust Me, I Hate My Wife and Want to Die
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Gary Coleman is One Upset Midget
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Striptease of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Going to Be Single in 3, 2, 1…
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Whitney Houstan Must Really Love Bobby Brown
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Stephanie Pratt Panty Upskirt
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Thandie Newton Almost Gives me a Boner
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Here’s Some More Lohan and Ronson Drama, and This Time Its Getting Juicy
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The Penis Festival of Japan Looks Kind of Amazing
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Billy Ray is Stepping Up the Pimp My Daughter Game
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Heidi Klum is a Pizza Girl
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Boobs Pop Out a Plenty
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Guy Barfs on a Stripper!! VIDEO!!
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Denisa and Her Pink Pussy
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A BMX Fail is Always Good For a Laugh
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sUse This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Bunch of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Victoria Silvstedt is Back
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Lindsay Strutt naked and British
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Shake that ASSSSS!!s
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Kendra Wilkinson is Half Retarded
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Melyssa Ford Will Make You Want Her
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Sandy Delivers More Than Pizza
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Kaye Moss’s Very Cokey Cooking
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Carrie Underwood, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Chewbacca Plays the Guitar!
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Now That’s Some Dirty Talking
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JOhn Mayer Wrote a Song About Jennifer Aniston
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The Hangover that Just Wont Go Away
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77 Sexy Farrah Fawcet Photos
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Are You As Confused As I Am?
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BONUS!
Worst Burglar EVER
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