So I got this weird Email:
Dear Sir or Ma’am,
My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me.
I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to network with people with Herpes and HPV.
Why would anyone want to network with people with Herpes or HPV, even if you’ve got the shit, you don’t wanna fuck chicks with the shit, because you don’t want their strain to merge with your strain and turn into some super strain on your dick, it’s better to just ignore the calls when the girl you fucked hits you up for giving her Herpes or HPV, it’s not like it is going to kill her.
That said, I have a pornstar crush on a girl named Bree Olson because I think she’s got a really good personality….right….and big natural tits…and she is funny…and she knows how to fuck. She emailed me directing me to a contest and because if you’re like me, you get soft in the knees and hard in the dick when pornstars email you, so now you’ve got to go vote for her….
VOTE FOR BREE BECAUSE WE LOVE HER
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