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2009

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this weird Email:

Dear Sir or Ma’am,

My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me.

I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to network with people with Herpes and HPV.

Why would anyone want to network with people with Herpes or HPV, even if you’ve got the shit, you don’t wanna fuck chicks with the shit, because you don’t want their strain to merge with your strain and turn into some super strain on your dick, it’s better to just ignore the calls when the girl you fucked hits you up for giving her Herpes or HPV, it’s not like it is going to kill her.

That said, I have a pornstar crush on a girl named Bree Olson because I think she’s got a really good personality….right….and big natural tits…and she is funny…and she knows how to fuck. She emailed me directing me to a contest and because if you’re like me, you get soft in the knees and hard in the dick when pornstars email you, so now you’ve got to go vote for her….

VOTE FOR BREE BECAUSE WE LOVE HER
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Here are my the rest of my stepLINKS:

God Knows We All Need Something To Get Us Through This Shitstorm of a Week
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Lisa Rinna and Her Hemorroid Lips Did Playboy
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Debra Wilson Flashing Throwback
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Remember Jordana Brewster? She’s in Maxim This Month
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I’m No Faggot Ass Softee, But a Kitten On a Turntable is Kind Awesome
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Best Use for a Vibrating Phone I’ve Seen in Awhile
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The 9 Hottest Mexican Women
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Marlon Brando and His Gay Sex Secret Picture Scandal….
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Drew Barrymore Looks Not Hot At Some Movie Premiere
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Lieke Van Lexmond is Just Wow
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Recovery. What Happened?
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Striptease of the Day
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Crazy Freddie Will Pay YOu to Take HIS Money
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Bikini Ass Always Makes My Day Better, How About You?
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Hulk Hogan Understands OJ, Probably Cause He Wants to Kill His Wife Too
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Stuck With Sexy Girls in an Elevator? No Problem
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Jamie Foxx Apologize for That Whole “I Hope Miley Cyrus Gets Chlamydia Thing
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Isabella Rosselini Makes Porno With Sea Animals
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Rachel McAdams is Kind of Girl Next Door Hot
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The Pussy Thrower Has Something to Say
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Dolly Parton is Amazing and I Love Her
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Ashley Rhey is Pin Up Perfect
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How DO YOU Hide You Porn
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Dude Gets Rejected By a Fat Drunk Girl. I’m Sure You Can Relate, Loser
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Agenessa is Oh So Smooth
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The Dirtiest Asshole Ad I’ve Ever Seen
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Top 10 Celebrity Perverts of All Time
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KY Ads to Increase Female Pleasure
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Green is Topless
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Random Awesomeness
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Surprise! Paris Hilton is Looking For New Penis Already
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Pink Looks Kind of Okay Topless
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Throwback Pics of Hayden Panettiere Pickin’ Her Ass and Lickin’ It
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Jenni BEhind the Scenes
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I’d Like to Have Some Safe Sex With Solange
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Amanda Bynes Versus Vanessa Hudgens – Legs Showdown
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Denise Milani is Surfing
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Jessica Simpson’s Mother Thinks She is a Big Boobed Tramp hahahah
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More Stop Motion Amazingness
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Mommy Where’s My Doll?
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Madonna’s Nanny is Running Her Fucking Mouth
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The 5 Best Movies Featuring Accountants
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They Call Her Olc Faithful
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Asses Galore!!
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Bonus – Here’s a Reader’s Rap Video – I Like To Support People With No Talent and Turn Them Into Internet Legends….

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