With the success of Slumdog Millionaire, I guess the Bollywood stars of India have decided to jump on the fucking bandwagon and make their way to LA, the Land of Opportunity, to bring their Bollywood know-how to America and get paid serious money for it. You know, let the little Slummy kids break the market for them, on a bigger scale than the weirdos and native Indians who were their American audience to date.

I guess the takeover quest hasn’t been too lucrative for her, breaking into the Hollywood scene was harder than expected, even for an already established star in India, because otherwise I’d doubt she’d hit up an Ice Cream shop dressed like this, screaming fr attention and holding bananas, unless the guy who runs this Ice Cream shop tricked her into letting him show her the way to break into the scene and I gues sit wasn’t horrible advice because I just posted it and my site make stars and by stars I mean will do absolutely nothing for her.

BONUS – Slumdog Millionaire Kid Gets Sold of the Day

One of the stars of Slumdog who is actually from the slums of Mumbai was up on the auctionning block when her adoption papers and the starting bid was around 400,000 dollars, because you know she did contribute to the movie winning an Oscar and you know that movie did make motherfuckers in the slums want to get the fuck out of the slums, I don’t really see the big deal, if you make the kid you should do what you want with them and people should just be happy he hasn’t thrown her into the sex trade.

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