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2009

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why I didn’t post very much today. I guess it happens as a lazy, confused drunk. In reality, I am surprised I’ve managed to keep the site up this long and consistent considering I am a lazy, confused, drunk.

The good news is that the local hockey team lost tonight which means that all the assholes I hate can finally shut the fuck up about their fucking team. I ended up at a bar earlier and it turned out to be a mistake. I’m talking people crying, people screaming, all over nothing.

Maybe I’m the weird one, actually, I know that I am the weird one.

I got this email correcting something I wrote…not that anyone would listen to what I have to say but just in case:

You keep saying that the age of consent in Canada is 14 years old. This is no longer true. The government raised it to 16 last year unless you are within 5 years of their age. Hate to see you cause someone to get in trouble.

Here are my links, more to come tomorrow….


The Closest Thing To Getting Laid You’ll Get All Day
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Paris Hilton Takes Her Herpes to Camaroon
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Benny Hill Car Chase, Because Anything Benny Hill is Amazing
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The 9 Sexiest Czech Women
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Welcome to the Gayifier
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Helly Brooke Says Enjoy the Show
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Learn some Ettiquette, 60’s Style
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Prostinauts – All Those Astronaut Jokes Make a Hell of a Lot More Sense Now
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In Brunette Heaven
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5 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To
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Legalize Prostitution! Stop Religious & Sexual Hypocrisy
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Striptease of the Day
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25 With a 9 Year Old Speaks for Itself, Doesn’t It?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chelsea Handler Versus Paris Hilton
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Petra Nemcover HAs Left Me Speechless
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Tori Spelling’s Family Wants Her in REhab
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Aubrey O’Day Panty Upskirt
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Evan Rachel Wood is Working it Lately
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Almost Got Shot!
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Jennifer Lopez is Making Want Her Latina Ass More and More, Day by Day
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How To: Kiss a Girl
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Jennifer Maxx Loves a Good Drilling
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And That’s Why You Never Get Too Close…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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WTF is WRONG with Kelly Bensimon’s Tits?
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Taylor Vixen Wet and Wild
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Sexy Dance FAIL
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Because You Probably Need a Laugh Today
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I Love You Vanessa Hudgens
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Amy Green is Topless
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Gwen Loves the Great Outdoors
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I Love You Halle Berry
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Penny Cruz Just Made My Day
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Lenka and Her Best Friend
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The Octomom Was a Stipper For Over a Year and Guess What Her Name Was?
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Bohemian Crap Machines
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Like Mother Like Daughter
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Michael Jacson WTF?!
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Dilco Corn Pony
(seriously this is awesome)
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And Now, a Tribute to the Underboob
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Miami Slut Tits
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