I was going to call this video Kayden Kross is a diabetic of the day…..she’s in this video talking about how she peed 10 times that day and I know that’s a sign of diabetes because everytime my wife takes a piss, I keep tabs hoping one day it’s an obscurly high amount so that I can run down the street celebrating that the end may be near. Sure, diabetes is a disease that can be managed, but for me, seeing her with any disease is a good fuckin’ start.

Kayden Kross is probably one of the hottest pornstars out there, sure I’m not a huge fan of fake tits, but they are better than mastectomy tit and floppy aimin’ to the ground tit, and I actually like Kayden Kross tit, so I guess I can be won over.

Either way, this video is her talking about how she uses babywipes everytime she uses the bathroom, which proves my theory that dispite having their vaginas aired out and abused by really cheesy lookin’ dudes and their big dicks, porn chicks are probably a lot cleaner and taste a lot better than the table scraps you bring home from the bar, who are into air drying their shit, sitting on public toilet seats, having random unprotected sex with strangers when drunk. I mean a porn pussy is a professional tool that needs to be maintained, for everyday civilian chicks, their pussy is what they piss and bleed out of and occassionaly put un-std-tested dick inside. True story.

Kayden, if you’re reading this, I am going to marry you.

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