I tried going to a concert tonight, but I couldn’t get on the list because I am irrelevant and poor, so instead, I just stayed home and drank some bootleg shit my friend made in his basement. I am seeing double and it’s been good…but I feel like I may die….
I figured since no one is around, I could just play with my hemorrhoid, he’s not as fun as you’d expect him to be though, in fact, he’s actually a fuckin’ asshole and the time together is fuckin’ shitty.
Good joke, admit it.
That said, I got nothing going on right now and it’s pretty fucking pathetic. You probably know all about that, don’t you. I had stories I wanted to write on the site, but forgot ever single one of them, so you’re stuck with this shit and I know it’s fuckin’ dull, but you can always
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Now here are my stepLINKS….
Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Friday Night Fun
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Sacha Baron Cohen is a Crazy
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Carmen Electra Channels Her Inner Stripper
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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That Little Slut Leighton Meister Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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Kitty On a Keyboard
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Naughty Naughty Fun House
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Now THAT’S How You Steal Stuff!!
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Who Says Hunting Can’t Be Funny? – Cartoon of the Day
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Manny Ramirez Made Some Doodles
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Fun With the Zellers PA System
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Ali Lohan Would Be Better Odd Raised By a Pack of Day Hookers
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Kim Kardashian’s Massis Massive Or Some Shit
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Elizabeth Hurley Loves Rug Burns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Another Promo Video for the Bruno Movie
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God Damn Rhianna is Worth Turning Into a Slave and Fucking
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Jordana Brewster is Looking Hot
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Daisy De La Hoya Was in the Hospital For Exhaustion, and By Exhaustion They Mean She OD’ed
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Britney is Bashful
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The Best Part of German Big Brother is this Slut With Big Tits
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All is Fair in Tae Kwon Do
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Brea Lynn is Ready and Willing
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Slow Motion Surfing
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Self Shot Collection
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Blonde and Topless
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Man I Liked Tori Spelling Better When She was Fat and Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Drzewicka: For Men (Italy) May 2009
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Chicken FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Vidtoria and Bri Will BE Your Addiction
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Uhhhhhhh…Hmmmm
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16 Kick Ass Tequila Cocktails
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Jenya Shows the Goods
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How Do You Say 12 Months in Estonian?
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The Only Thing Worse Than Getting Owned is Getting Owned With No Pants On
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Hey What’s Friday Without a Little Beastiality
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Well. Will Smith Has Completely Ruined the Karate Kid
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It’s the WTF Blanket!!!
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Man the Dutch News is AWESOME!
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts Dressed Like Refs
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A Couple of Whores in Bikinis
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