It is pretty much summer weather here and the girls are out in full effect and they are all pretty much half naked and it seems like everyone’s going crazy for fucking Ice Cream.
I got some ghetto soft serve for 50 cents because my wife made me do it and walked down the street eating it, only to pass another fuckin’ ice cream shop with high end ice cream, where all the snobby assholes pointed and laughed. I didn’t know ice cream was such a status game, until realizing they were laughing cuz my wife’s vagina lip was hanging outside her sweat pant, sure that vagina part is a lie, but these snobby ice cream experts definitely gave me dirty looks for rollin’ up with ghetto soft serve and it was funny.
Not as funny as when I just went to the store to get beer and two fat chicks were fighting over ice cream flavors, only to decide to get both, and that’s how I think women should work with sex, fight for the vagina, while I fight for the anal, only to come to a common ground of a little of both, but that’s not how it works out, what happens is you end up getting nothin’ and that’s just proof you can learn a lot at a store that sells ice cream and that’s without talking to the Sri Lankan about the history of his fucking people.
Here are my links – ps – I am drunk
Find A Masturbation Wife Here
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I Love My Lesbian Daughter
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Hitler Loves Hanna Montana
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8 Bikini Models You Must Look At
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I Guess Dogs Will Eat Anything
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta Has Glorious Tits
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Billy Mays Orders McDonalds
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Diane Kruger is Lookin Mighty Fine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How The NBA Will Guarantee A Kobe Vs. Lebron Final
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Sesame Street On Acid. Makes Sense Doesn’t It?
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Legs, Cleavage and BEER
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Striptease of the Day
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Mars’ New Candy Bar Is A Real Slut
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Louise Griffiths Is in Bikini
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Yup, Michael Jackson Has Cancer
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Adriana Lima’s Nipples
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Jessica Alba Is Looking Good Without That Stupid Baby On Her Arm
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Kendra Wilkinson Just Ruined My Day
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Cher is All Sorts of Disgusting
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Christen Stefanich Photoshoot
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Australia’s Biggest Internet Celebwhore (This Week)
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Erotic Gymnastics Heyooo
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Guy Gets Tossed Off a Moving Bus
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Sweet Peach is Young and Fine
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Employee of the Month
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Well It’s Official. I Am Bever Going to India Ever
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I wanna Motorboat Wendy Williams
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There’s Lady GaGa’s Vagina
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India Reynolds Naked
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MILF With an Awesome Body
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Georgia On My Mind
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Angelina Jolie Throwback
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Fuck You Walmart
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Kanye Already Broke Up With That Stripper
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She’s Got You Dancing
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Tunnel of Love
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How to Survive an Earthquake
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Bikini Whore Battle
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Fuck You, Speidi
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Some Titties at a Premiere
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Some American Apparel Blowjob Ad
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