I think it’s time for this bitch to put her shit away, wrap it up and head back to the UK fully clothed. I am tired of posting her pictures, but even more tired of trying to come up with a story about a pregnant chick that I’ve either known or fucked, because let’s face it, I try my best to avoid that shit, by either throwing them down the stairs, staging a scary dream that ends in multiple uterus punches, or even go as far as driving into a brick wall if needed, because some of us get freaked out by babies and that level of work, responsibility and money, so even though I didn’t knock this bitch up, I know some asshole who is faking a smile somewhere did, while his insides are plotting the fuckin’ escape, and it’s all because this bitch is bored, likes commitment and financial security that comes with having a rich dude’s baby, and a solid excuse to justify her sloppy stomach next year at the beach. I think I said that before, but I am repetitive.

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