I got so drunk last night/this morning that I went out drinking tonight and no matter how many drinks I drank I couldn’t get drunk for the life of me. If I had been paying for the drinks I would have been pissed off, but instead I managed to scam drinks of random idiots in the bar and now I am ready to die.
The sad thing about being sober after drinking all night is the second I have to crawl into bed with my pig wife, at least when I am drunk after drinking all night I am too busy trying to not die in my sleep to care about being in bed with my pig wife.
Maybe I am drunk….Here are my stepLINKS
Just Tell Her To Go Fuck Herself
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Morgan Freeman is Most Probably Going to MArry His Step Grand Daughter.
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IT’S A ONE MINUTE MIRACLE!!!
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The Top 20 Gymnastics Falls
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Mary Louise Parker Needs to Stop Posing With That Pie and Eat It Instead
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How About Some Racist TV Moments?
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I Wanna Stick My Penis in Monica Cruz So Bad It Hurts
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Hot Chicks With Beer Cans – A Gallery
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Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
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Richard Gere and Furry Animals – Sex Tape Waiting to Happen
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Striptease of the Day
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The Prime Minister os Austria Hates Bruno
(This Video is Amazing)
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Rose MC Gowen Looks Like MJ
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Carmen Electra is Topless
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Ughhh Hate Diat Von Tease
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Lela Star is Lovely
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I Wanna Bang All The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Halle Berry is a yummy Mummy
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Naked Arm Wrestling
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Biker Slams Into Bus
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Sex Toys in the Bathroom
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Beyonce is BACK!
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Gemma Massey is Soft and Smooth
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Lily Allen is Topless
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Jenna is a Blonde Bombshell
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why is She Not Sitting On My Penis
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Carly Zucker is In a Bikini
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Ultra Ultra Sexy
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Daisy Marie is All I Want in Life
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Stephanie Pratt Was At The Beach
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Aria Giovanni Drives With Her Top Down
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The Unsung Talents of a Hooters Girl
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Two Chicago Men Are Free After Wrongfully Imprisoned 20 Years Ago
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Peel a Banana Like a Monkey
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Retard Mardi Gras!
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Well, What Are Crutches For?
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Jesus Christ Lohan is Lookin Rough
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Cellulite or Not, I’d Still Bang Kristen Bell
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Some of the Worst Girl On Girl Action Ever
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Hot Models Touching Each Other Gallery
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