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Mila Jovovich is a Monster of the Day

I thought Mila Jovovich fell off the radar because she was heavily pregnant and probably had her kid and was raising the shit, I didn’t think she was off getting a sex change. I mean not that she looks that much like a man in these pictures, but she looks like she’s been in a held hostage in communist Russia for war crimes and they’ve re-programmed her to be some killing machine, like one of her stupid movies, but maybe she’s just not the hot model everyone loved in the 90s, and I guess that’s what happens when you get old and decide to start avoiding the sun, because you’re a mother now and skin cancer is irresponsible parenting…. I don’t know what i am talking about, but I know it must be good, and I’d totally be my friend, if I didn’t hate myself, especially after wriitng garbage like this post…..

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  • Bob Smith

    She was way cuter years ago. Watch the 5th element and compare it to now.

  • df

    looks lovely to me…

  • Kiko

    Don’t hate… masturbate.

  • CJB

    Or maybe she looks like she’s been working out, and you’re a douchebag. She’s still totally hot.

  • Haha

    Hmm sometimes she looks like she’s got a bit of an angry man’s face.