I am hoping that they make this Amy Winehouse perfume the way they make maple syrup, and that’s by tappin’ directly into the source and letting the sap slowly drip into a bucket before boilin it and sending it around the world for all kids to enjoy, because if you’ve ever read the site, one of life’s biggest turn ons for me, as well as one of life’s biggest mysteries is what level of decomposition her pussy is at. Does shit smell like bones, or does it smell like my old man neighbor who was dead for 6 months before they found him, because I just assumed the smell was coming from my wife’s ass, or is shit just in the gangrene stage…because I know for a fact shit doesn’t smell like roses, even after she whore showers the shit with other people’s perfume.

I know, I am probably late on this story, but it’s news to me, and that’s all that matters.

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