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2009

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff my dick to see if she could smell other pussy on it and only half the time she’d suck me off after realizing she was being insane. So I started trying to fuck with her when I realized we were done and I’d rub random disgusting things on dick to fuck with her head, from mustard to mud to not washing for a week just to gross her out, but that just made her stop giving me blowjobs. Until one day, I took the plunge and rubbed my dick with some raw 3 day old fish and when I got home for the inspection she freaked the fuck out and stabbed me in the fuckin’ neck with a pen. I lived and lucky for you that I did cuz here are my stepLINKS….of the Day


Miley Cyrus’ Number One Fan is Fucking Derranged
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Sluts Who Do It Right
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Unicycle Escalator Jump
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The 9 Hottest New Jersey Chicks
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Javelin Toss FAIL – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Two Big Talents
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Remember the Sesame Street Number Count
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vanessa Minnilo’s Nipple Throwback
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I Really Hate Taylor Momsen
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Internet Commenter Digest – A Magazine
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She’s Got the Eyes of a Panther
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I Want to Meet the Man Who Spawned the Saved By The Bell Reunion and Punch Him in the Face
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? WELL, HER TITS ARE BIGGER, AND SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKABLE!
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striptease of the Day
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Being Brad Pitt Must Be Kind of Amazing At Times
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Bail Ling is Brawless and Gross
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Fuck You Kid Rock
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Gisele Needs to Open Up That Trench Coat
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Fake Titty Whore in Her Bikini Showing Off Her Tight Body and Busted Down Face
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Desiree’s Tits Are Heaven
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The Only Thing Ali Larter Should Be Getting Married to Is My Penis
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Mischa Barton Looks Disgusting
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Russel Brand Totally Looks Like a Chick and If I was Drunk Enough I’d Fuck Him
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They Did a Michael Jackson Tribute in Montreal and It Was Kind of Amazing
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Laura is a Royal Stripper
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Toll Booth Fun
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love When Bitches Get Violated
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Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad
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Keisha Buchanan
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Naked British Holiday
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Tattooed Birds That Suck Dick
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Adrean is Naked
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Personally, I Don’t Mind a Chick That Smokes
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Heather Vandeven
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Bag of Boobs
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Pussy Slayer
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Jon Gosselin is a Fucking Douche
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How Long Can You Last?
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time
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Miranda Kerr Topless Vacation
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Some Whore in a See Thru Top
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