I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

30

Jul

Some Pussycat Doll Named Kimberly Wyatt of the Day

I did a little research on this girl because I am always fascinated when I see girls who were destined to be strippers suceed. You know professionally trained dancers, who decided to go work for some Carnival Cruise bullshit at 17 instead of pursue an education, only to have made the right choices along the way that led to Hollywood then this shit, when it reality it was all suppposed to go sour for her and she was supposed to crawl back to her shitty little life in Missouri, use the cruiseship money on fake tits, and start her life where it was supposed to be all along because people don’t succeed as dancers, parents only put their kids in the shit as a back-up plan in the event they need to strip one day, and not as a back-up plan to give them a necessary skill to become a fucking millionaire and the whole thing confuses me…even if being a Pussycat Doll is borderline being a stripper, it just isn’t the same and I am just not satisfied with that.

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