Someone emailed me calling me out on a story I wrote about 6 sixteen year old girls in bikinis applying tanning oil on each other at the park before tanning in the park and how I found it an erotic situation, until coming home to my wife and realizing what the bitches turn into once those perky new curves start to settle like the foundation of an old house and they turn dumpy, saying that my story was a lie. Now, I don’t know where this motherfucker lives, but it is in the wrong fucking place if he doesn’t come across girls tanning on the beach, or in the park or anywhere together, because it is pretty much a daily fuckin’ occurrance in most of the world in the fucking summer and even when I don’t leave the house for days at a time, I still see the shit, so fuck you for doubting me or for giving me credit as some kind of mastermind who can think up such crazy situations like groups of girls putting tanning oil on each other. Motherfucker needs to hit up the waterpark.
I was just in a bar chatting up some evironmental tree-hugger engineer (lesbian) about how I don’t recycle and intentionally throw out cans and bottles while staring at the closest tree pointing my finger letting him know that I will win this fuckin’ war on nature, needless to say she didn’t show me her bush. I blame my penis but it may have been cuz I am insensitive…But I’m happily drunk and here are my stepLINKS for the Day…
They Got What You Need Baby
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The Only Reason They Are Blaming Tiger Woods For Farting on TV Is Because he is BLACK
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Mario and The Princess Have a Sex Tape
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Sorry, But UFC Fighting is for Homos Anyway
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Bikini Girl Lapdance
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Why Are European Commericials So Consistantly Amazing
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Lohan is Blonde and See Through
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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club
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The Trailer for the Anime Version of Wolverine Looks Amazing
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striptease of the Day
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The Sun Shines On Jennifer Aniston’s Sweet Fuckin’ Tits
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Britney is Back to Being a Big Blonde Hoe Again
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Hot Model Pics: Jamie Gunns
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Adrianne Curry Sure As Hell Doesn’t Have a Job, So I Guess She Has Nothing
Better to Do Than Hang Out in a Bikini
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I Swear to God I Hate Lady GaGa More and More Everyday
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Good God I Love Penny Cruz
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Sophie is Erotic
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There’s a BIG Surprise In Custody Case For Jackson Children
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Ugh Jessica Simpson is So Gross
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Sophia Bush Gallery
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Petra Shakes What Her Momma Gave Her
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Roseanna May be Digusting But She is Completely Insane
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Third World Country Moms Really Know How to Take Care of Their Kids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Old Pervs Do The Only Things They Know How
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Busty, Busty Blondes
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Turkish Demolition Goes Wrong
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I Pretty Much Can’t Ever Resist a Latina Type Brunette
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Mischa Barton is Back and More Digusting Then Ever. Bring On the Weight Gain
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Personally I’m a Fan of Photoshopped Britney
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A Huge Amount of Self Shots
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Bryci Looks Tempting
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Meagan Fox is Covered in Blood
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That’s Right, Yank That Yellow Bikini Off
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This Version of Billie Jean is Awesome
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Farah Fawcett and MJ Look Alike
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And More Funny commericals
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Hey Lady, Your Butthole is Broken
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DEAD MAN FOUND AT SEA!
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The 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
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Viva Italia Cam Whore
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Let’s Auto Tune the News, One More Time
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Some Nutty Cleavage in Toronto….If You Are This Girl Email Me….Thanks