I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that are spread as far apart as possible…but still only three fingers and I guess that’s tight for someone. Either way, Oprah, it’s on.
But before I make that miracle happen, here are my stepLINKS…
Get Girls To Diddle Themselves While You Watch Without Any Effort
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The Creepiest Gift You Could Every Give Anyone That Keep On Giving
And No, It’s Not AIDS
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SUPER SOAKER WATER BOARDS!
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Hooters Girls Dancing is Always Good
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Here’s a Fuck Load of Megan Fox Photos
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Keri Hilson Is The Sexiest Black Women Alive (Pics)
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Sluts Play Ball
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I Take Back All The Times I Called Jennifer Lopez Hot in the Last Few Weeks
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We’d Love to Fuck Demi Moore, No?
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A Lovely Gallery of TWINS
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes Brtney and Lohan Together Again
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy on the Runway
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS SUCH A FUCKING A WHORE!
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I Wanna Punch Pheobe Price in the Fucking Mouth
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Yes, I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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You Guys Know I Love Mee Some Bree Olsen
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Jenna Jameson in Some PETA Campaign…Fuck I Hate PETA
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Jennifer Aniston is Fine with Being an old, Single Shrew
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Latoya Jackson is Actually Looking Half Bangable, Who Would Have Thought?
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BASKETBALL FIGHT!
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Random Photos Are Peoples Faves
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ATVs and Chicks Don’t Mix
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Lucky Dude Gets Fucked in a Bathroom
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Authumn Bliss is a Real Stunner
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emily Rossum Does Vegas
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Street Drain Artwork
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Mischa Barton is a Fucking Mess
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Imogen Thomas is Sexy
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Teen Has Fun Alone
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Lovely Lovely Gisele
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Christina Hendricks is Lookin Hot
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Cassie is Nude in a Hammock
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Surf’s Up Denise!
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Kayla Collins is a Playboy Babe
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WEARING CONDOMS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
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Keri Hilson is Greasy
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And One More Time
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A Set of Big Titties is Better than a Sack of Shit…
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