I am drunk and was talking to dudes about pissing on chicks and it turns out that 95% of the guys I was with have all pissed on a chick at least once. The other 5 percent was passed the fuck out on the bar so we never really got a straight answer out of him. According to these dudes, most of the time the chicks are the ones initiating it because I guess when you hate yourself enough to fuck people I know, getting pissed on is just solid re-affirmation that you totally think you’re are sewer quality and that is the kind of girl you wanna marry. They’ll never give you a hard time and will thank the powers above for having you actually commit to them, even though everyone else in the world knows you’re a worthless piece of shit….she thinks that she’s nothing compared to you and that you are too good for her, leaving you with all the freedom you fuckin’ want….Enjoy….
Now – Watch Me Make a Fool of Myself on Twitter
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Then Check out pictures from my trip to the zoo on Facebook
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS cuz they make for a decent waste of time….
These Girls Met Getting Implants- True Story
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Showing Off Her Pussy
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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Who Knew Mario Paint Could be So Amazing?
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The 10 Hottest Left Handed Women
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LADIES! Have I Got a Gem For You
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The Ladie’s of Miss Universe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Minka Kelly and Kate Hudson Cat Fight
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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People
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Striptease of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Likes Dirty, Condomless Sex
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I Can’t Decide If I Think Anna Ferris is Hot or Not
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Halle Berry is Most Probably Pregnant Again
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Loryn is a Girl Next Door Type
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YOU TOO CAN HAVE HANNAH MONTANA’S CHERRY
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Demi Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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For Fuck Sakes Kein Federline is Almost as Fat as I Am
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How DO You Get rid of That Tattoo?
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Adrean is Amazing
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I Can’t Think of a Worse Moment to Faint
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Fucking Machine to Edn All Fucking Machines
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John Lennon is Rolling in His Grave
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Skinny Blonde is Naked and Dancing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Pretty Much the Worst Role Model Ever
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Katy Perry Bikini Ass
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Now That’s a Coffin I Want to Be Buried In
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Nothing Wrong With Showing Off!
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Louise is Sexy
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Who is Candice Swanepoel and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Now THIS Is A Hot Fuckin’ Piece of Ass!
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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I Wana Be a Part Of It, Don’t You?
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Up and Look Good
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Meet Tiffany
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Threesome Heaven? You Decide
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Ahh The Joy of Bikinis
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Chuck is Watching Quite the Show
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How To: Enjoy a Melon
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Emo Amateurs Holy Fuck!
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For All You Ed Hardy Fucks
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Because We All Need a Little Assistance Finishing the Job
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