I have nothing to say. It is 10 am. I spent the night in the woods. Accidentally. I haven’t slept much. I smell like bark and I just got in. I don’t know what happened but I am pretty sure I had sex with a tree. It was magical. So people who say drugs are bad are just boring and wrong, cuz without drugs I may have never had the best sex I can remember with a tree because it took drugs for my brain to think she was hot and worth fucking. Some people say I am not an environmentalist but environmentalists hate me. They lecture me and try to make me guilty for not composting. Well I think those people are bullshit and don’t love trees as much as I do and probably never will, so next time they bug me about donating to some emissions or recycling or tree planting bullshit, I’ll just have to bust the photo from last night to prove it.
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